Why do parents love when baby's poo??

[firedragon]

I mean mate, who in the world loves when someone poo's? When it comes to their baby, parents tend to feel a special relief every time the baby poos. I cant remember the study I read this in but it was a long time ago.

A baby's poo speaks a lot. It not only smells, and looks disgusting, but also shows the health of the baby. So careful inspection (by that I dont mean poking with a spoon) will reveal a lot of things a parent needs to know about a baby's health issues. So is it that parents know this and that's why they feel what they feel or is it like a natural, instilled knowing. Instinct???

Where did that come from? What chemicals run through humans who know this, and feel this? Whats up with human beings?

 

[Rival]

I have no idea.

At all.

Gross.

 

[Revoltingest]

Some love it?
Ew.

 

[firedragon]

I have no idea.

At all.

Gross.

Lol.

 

[Kooky]

They get incredibly cranky when they can't. The babies, that is; although I suppose the parents do get cranky about that, too; from observation, I can tell that cranky babies are no fun to be around, least of all for their parents.

So what do you think are the religious implications of this?

 

[firedragon]

Some love it?
Ew.

I think even you do.

 

[Revoltingest]

I think even you do.

No, I was most pleased when they're potty trained.

 

[firedragon]

They get incredibly cranky when they can't. The babies, that is; although I suppose the parents do get cranky about that, too; from observation, I can tell that cranky babies are no fun to be around, least of all for their parents.

Most grownups are cranky babies.

By the way, no one noticed I said Baby's in the Title and not Babies. @Rival should be helping me out with this kind of embarrassing mistakes and not grossing out on a poor baby's beautiful poo.

 

[firedragon]

No, I was most pleased when they're potty trained.

How in the world would you potty train a new born? Please coach.

 

[JustGeorge]

I don't enjoy baby poop.

I don't enjoy baby constipation either, but that doesn't mean I'm charmed by the by-product.

 

[Subduction Zone]

They get incredibly cranky when they can't. The babies, that is; although I suppose the parents do get cranky about that, too; from observation, I can tell that cranky babies are no fun to be around, least of all for their parents.

So what do you think are the religious implications of this?

Exactly. One thing that parents of newborns often realize is that sleep is highly underrated. And events that guarantee a sleeping baby are welcomed with relief.

 

[`mud]

Have we come to this..................baby poo's ?

 

[Rival]

Most grownups are cranky babies.

By the way, no one noticed I said Baby's in the Title and not Babies. @Rival should be helping me out with this kind of embarrassing mistakes and not grossing out on a poor baby's beautiful poo.

I did notice. I'm just too meh to care

 

[firedragon]

Have we come to this..................baby poo's ?

Almost everyone does.

 

[firedragon]

I did notice. I'm just too meh to care

Thats absolutely unfair. No falafel for you.

 

[firedragon]

The ancient Romans believed that the excrements of sacred geese could help determine the future.

Hmm. really? Thats interesting. Very interesting. Where can I read up on this?

 

[Rival]

Thats absolutely unfair. No falafel for you.

You missed an opportunity to tell me to clean up the baby poo lol.

 

[firedragon]

You missed an opportunity to tell me to clean up the baby poo lol.

Why would I do that to you? Since apparently I am in love with it. I mean not the taste, but the act of cleaning it.

 

[Spirit of Light]

I did notice. I'm just too meh to care

Is that meh poop or poop meh

 

[Rival]

Is that meh poop or poop meh

It's a meh meh.