Who Else Misreads Titles?

[ChristineM]

Time for bed, i read 3 times

Do Mushrooms and Chrysanthemums worship the same God?

Eventually it became

Do Muslims and Christians worship the same God?

 

[Revoltingest]

Just relocated from Dingus
was actually....
Just relocated from Disqus

 

[ChristineM]

The Absent Truth

Was

The Absolute Truth

 

[Revoltingest]

Alternate Pants
was actually...
Alternate Paths

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Should Men and Women be Segregated in Mosques?

as

Should Men and Women be Segregated in Mosquitoes?

 

[ChristineM]

Should Men and Women be Segregated in Mosques?

as

Should Men and Women be Segregated in Mosquitoes?

I read it as

Should Men and Women be Segregated in Moscow?

 

[ChristineM]

I read

Why do so many accept that Guinness is fictional, but believe Exodus is historical?

It read

Why do so many accept that Genesis is fictional, but believe Exodus is historical?

 

[ChristineM]

Flea Market
Was
Free Market

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Stand up for the right for Palestine people

as

Stand up for the right for people peeing

 

[ChristineM]

It read
Shalom!

I Read
Salami

 

[Rival]

I misread Electric Vehicles.

as

Electric Witches

(@Shadow Wolf feel free to use that as a band name)

 

[SalixIncendium]

I misread Electric Vehicles.

as

Electric Witches

(@Shadow Wolf feel free to use that as a band name)

And I just misread your misread as Eclectic Witches.

 

[ChristineM]

I misread Electric Vehicles.

as

Electric Witches

(@Shadow Wolf feel free to use that as a band name)

My first view saw it as "electric ankles"

 

[SalixIncendium]

Am I homeless

...was really...

Arm the homeless

 

[ChristineM]

White Supremacist Truck Driver says White Supremacy is a hoax.

Was

White Supremacist Tucker Carlson says White Supremacy is a hoax.

 

[ChristineM]

I just misread Electric Vehicles again

This time i saw

Elastic Vehicles

 

[SalixIncendium]

I just misread Electric Vehicles again

This time i saw

Elastic Vehicles

Not quite elastic, but...

 

[ChristineM]

Not quite elastic, but...

I first went on a bendy bus in Bulgaria about 35 years ago.

I believe Boris Johnsons interference in the London bendy busses was one of his less costly mistakes.

 

[ChristineM]

I read

How electric can you become before losing sensiibility?

It read

How eclectic can you become before losing credibility?

 

[Howard Is]

When can the west start colon cleansing again ?