Who are you, short version

[Wirey]

Okay, I just met you and I'm leaving, but you need me to do something to help you. In order to gain my assistance, you decide that if I got to know you, I'd help, but I'm leaving. In than 5 words or less, who are you?

Father, brainiac, kind, principled, trustworthy.

 

[ADigitalArtist]

The biggest nerd there is.

 

[The Emperor of Mankind]

Me.

Mine was the shortest; I win!!

 

[Nakosis]

Clean in my outdoor manners

 

[ADigitalArtist]

Me.

Mine was the shortest; I win!!

I.

OOoooooo snap! Beat you!

 

[The Emperor of Mankind]

I.

OOoooooo snap! Beat you!

Spoiler: Angry!!

 

[Politesse]

Don't trust me, I bite.

 

[Revoltingest]

Mine was the shortest; I win!!

I've never heard a guy brag about that before.

 

[Twilight Hue]

Accommodating. Got the internet. Later.

 

[Lorgar-Aurelian]

I.

OOoooooo snap! Beat you!

Clever girl...

 

[YmirGF]

Horned, onesie connoisseur, memorable voice.

 

[Lorgar-Aurelian]

Horned, onesie connoisseur, memorable voice.

Oh mighty Bodhisattva we must now decipher what your knowledgeable words truly mean.

 

[VioletVortex]

Pagan, musician, interested in European history, culture and weapons.

 

[YmirGF]

Oh mighty Bodhisattva we must now decipher what your knowledgeable words truly mean.

I get that a lot...

 

[BSM1]

Okay, I just met you and I'm leaving, but you need me to do something to help you. In order to gain my assistance, you decide that if I got to know you, I'd help, but I'm leaving. In than 5 words or less, who are you?

Father, brainiac, kind, principled, trustworthy.

They never proved the charges.

 

[icehorse]

The biggest nerd there is.

not without a fight

 

[dgirl1986]

Nerdy queer arty gamer chick

 

[psychoslice]

Probably some stupid Christian trying to convert me ?.

 

[Equilibrium]

I am a nut.

 

[YmirGF]

I am a nut.

You are hardly alone then on RF.