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What is Your Deepest Pocket?

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Sunstone, Aug 8, 2020.

  1. Sunstone

    Sunstone De Diablo Del Fora
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  2. JustGeorge

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    When I was much younger, I had a pair of Jnco brand jeans; the title of this particular pair was 'kangaroos'. Why? It had a picture of a kangaroo peeking out of the back pocket. The bottom of the jeans measured 34" around the bottom, and the pockets went down almost to the bottom of them. I could have shoved several days worth of food, a cat(or two), or a home entertainment system in those things.

    I don't remember ever doing so, though...
     
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    In these jeans. Fit nearly my whole forearm.

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    I had (still have) Jyncos amd Tripps. You can fit a 2 liter bottle of soda and then some in those pockets that basically add bags to the sides of your shorts and pants.
     
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    You're assuming I'm wearing clothes.
     
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    You got me to listen to that whole song thinking it would somehow explain your question. I was terribly disappointed, sir. :triumph:

     
  7. Secret Chief

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    Puhlease....:D
     
  8. Secret Chief

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    I don't go for depth, I go for numbers. I have a pair of trousers with nine pockets. Nine! In one pair of trousers. That's practically proof of the existence of dark matter right there.
    (Why does my partner think I have a pocket fetish? She has an uncountable number of bags)...
     
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  9. Secret Chief

    Secret Chief Meghalayan Ape

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    What about those pretend pockets? Look like a pocket but ain't. It's the work of Satan that.
     
  10. sun rise

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    Why assume the OP is about clothing and not a deeply metaphorical, if humorous, diversion on a Saturday when the news resembles a backed up sewer flooding a nation?
     
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  11. crossfire

    crossfire Antinomian feminist heretic freak ☿
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    It's difficult to find women's clothing that has genuine (not pretend) pockets. That's probably why your partner has so many bags--she has no pockets!
     
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  12. Secret Chief

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    What does a metaphorical pocket look like?
     
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    BSM1 What? Me worry?

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    ....or not...
     
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