What is Your Deepest Pocket?

[Sunstone]

Which of your pockets is the deepest?*







*Apologies to @SalixIncendium.

 

[JustGeorge]

When I was much younger, I had a pair of Jnco brand jeans; the title of this particular pair was 'kangaroos'. Why? It had a picture of a kangaroo peeking out of the back pocket. The bottom of the jeans measured 34" around the bottom, and the pockets went down almost to the bottom of them. I could have shoved several days worth of food, a cat(or two), or a home entertainment system in those things.

I don't remember ever doing so, though...

 

[Rival]

In these jeans. Fit nearly my whole forearm.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I had (still have) Jyncos amd Tripps. You can fit a 2 liter bottle of soda and then some in those pockets that basically add bags to the sides of your shorts and pants.

 

[PureX]

Which of your pockets is the deepest?*

You're assuming I'm wearing clothes.

 

[Left Coast]

Which of your pockets is the deepest?*







*Apologies to @SalixIncendium.

You got me to listen to that whole song thinking it would somehow explain your question. I was terribly disappointed, sir.

 

[Secret Chief]

You're assuming I'm wearing clothes.

Puhlease....

 

[Secret Chief]

I don't go for depth, I go for numbers. I have a pair of trousers with nine pockets. Nine! In one pair of trousers. That's practically proof of the existence of dark matter right there.
(Why does my partner think I have a pocket fetish? She has an uncountable number of bags)...

 

[Secret Chief]

What about those pretend pockets? Look like a pocket but ain't. It's the work of Satan that.

 

[sun rise]

Why assume the OP is about clothing and not a deeply metaphorical, if humorous, diversion on a Saturday when the news resembles a backed up sewer flooding a nation?

 

[crossfire]

I don't go for depth, I go for numbers. I have a pair of trousers with nine pockets. Nine! In one pair of trousers. That's practically proof of the existence of dark matter right there.
(Why does my partner think I have a pocket fetish? She has an uncountable number of bags)...

What about those pretend pockets? Look like a pocket but ain't. It's the work of Satan that.

It's difficult to find women's clothing that has genuine (not pretend) pockets. That's probably why your partner has so many bags--she has no pockets!

 

[Secret Chief]

Why assume the OP is about clothing and not a deeply metaphorical, if humorous, diversion on a Saturday when the news resembles a backed up sewer flooding a nation?

What does a metaphorical pocket look like?

 

[BSM1]

You're assuming I'm wearing clothes.

....or not...