I've got a few dresses with pockets. You'd think if someone could manage this, they'd be able to successfully add a functional pocket to pants, but nope.
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What do women want?
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I've got a few dresses with pockets. You'd think if someone could manage this, they'd be able to successfully add a functional pocket to pants, but nope.
I blame women for that.
They say they want pockets, but when hubby wears cargo
pants with pockets all over the place, all of a sudden it's
inappropriate for this wedding or that funeral.
I say wear it anyways. Being dressed appropriately causes problems.
I was dressed appropriately once. People thought I must know what I was doing. I didn't. I needed help, but no one knew because I was dressed appropriately.
I never dressed appropriately again.
If you wear cargo pants to a wedding, then you've given people an accurate assessment on what behavior they can expect from you. Its a win-win for all.
Come to our farmer's market. There's a booth selling artisanal chocolate.
Better yet, what a woman wants is for me to realize she wants some before she knows it, buy it for her and give it to her while taking a few second break from a foot massage I'm giving her.
How does a man fully satisfy a woman sexually?
Who cares.
Given the luck of most of the world's women, I'd say they want @Left Coast, or some other nice gay man.
Clearly, you're not a guy.
PoetPhilosopher
Veteran Member
Yeah, if she was a guy, she'd be ChrisM
And her name would be pink instead of green.
Wait...
Guys could be named Christine.
And they'd be really tough.
My hero. While living in cubicle-land, I used to fantasize about mounting Rosinante, picking up my trusty lance and charging down the corridors slaying the demons of bureaucracy and idiocy.
That is some awkward phrasing there.
PoetPhilosopher
Veteran Member
There was a guy named Chris Christie. Let's just say I had a bridge I could sell him.
So I'm told, but some guys do care, very rare breed but well worth keeping if you find one
If I discover any, I'll send'm your way.
Secret Chief
nirvana is samsara
You can never have enough pockets. I've got a pair of trousers with nine. Nine! Heaven.