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What do women want?

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by KAT-KAT, Nov 17, 2020.

  1. KAT-KAT

    KAT-KAT Veteran Member

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    So I spent a week building a question-answering machine using parts from an old Time Machine and I finally got to ask it the question of what women want.

    The answer may surprise you.

    ....

    ....

    No, that's what it really said. It said the answer whatever it is would be surprising.
     
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  2. Rival

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    Tea, chocolate, warmth, nice intelligent boy, good books, and to be left alone by those inevitable perverts who think they're entitled to our attentions.
     
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  3. Hellbound Serpiente

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    Dopamine?
     
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    Heyo Well-Known Member

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    I like women who know what they want. Unfortunately that is a rare trait.
     
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  5. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest I have the kavorka
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    Well, that leaves out men.
    (I'd be stealing your chocolate.....if it's 70% or more....no milk chocolate.)
     
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  6. Rival

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    No you won't, it's milk chocolate.
     
  7. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest I have the kavorka
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    Ew.
     
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  8. Rival

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    I actually had Lindt's 99% cacao a few times. Really good stuff, but expensive and hard to find. I like dark chocolate but good stuff is hard to come across.
     
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    Revoltingest I have the kavorka
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    My condolences.
    Must be that small village life situation.
    I have local sources, but I prefer to buy straight from El Rey in Venezuela.
     
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  10. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    Good food, decent coffee, dark chocolate, security, comfort and an extra inch or two.
     
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  11. Estro Felino

    Estro Felino Believer in free will
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    I want Ewan Mc Gregor for one night
    ..

     
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    I don't really need to know :D
     
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    We're almost in agreement here, except on the intelligent boy thing. For years, I told everyone I was looking for "young, dumb, and clumsy". And everyone thought I was joking. And then someone found me a match based specifically on that criteria, I married him.
     
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  14. Rival

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    I might reinterpret my own phrase as,

    Someone who shares my interests and can have a good conversation about them.

    I'm so used to being told how pretty I am and giving lectures without much input from the boy who clearly wants nothing much more than you know.
     
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    Amd the good Doctor. One must never forget her Doctor.:relaxed:
     
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  16. Rival

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    You can have 10, I'll have 6, and for whoever wants 11... well, good luck.
     
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  17. Vee

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    Ouch, that's a great question.
    I want to be able to eat carbs without putting on weight. Why is bread so bad for me, why? It's not fair!!!
    I also want men to become wise earlier in life, like in their 20s, instead of 60s. What's the chance of that happening? :rolleyes:
     
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  18. KAT-KAT

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    Something I was thinking about the other day is how men tend to get more attractive around 40-50 than age 20. Of course, not everyone thinks so and all, but yeah.
     
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    They start becoming mentality attractive around the same time their hair starts to fall and their beer belly grows. And the ones who manage to stay fit are either married or gay. It's so depressing :(
     
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    They want pockets on their pants, that are usable.
     
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