What do women want?

[ChristineM]

If I discover any, I'll send'm your way.

I got one already but thanks for the offer

 

[ChristineM]

You can never have enough pockets. I've got a pair of trousers with nine. Nine! Heaven.

But im betting with so many you can never find your keys when its raining

 

[Revoltingest]

I got one already but thanks for the offer

Any other takers?

 

[ChristineM]

Any other takers?

I think any unattached woman would be happy to be offered a keeper

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Any other takers?

I'm not interested in a man right now, no.

 

[sun rise]

That is some awkward phrasing there.

I did not realize you were an editor in your spare time.

 

[Revoltingest]

I did not realize you were an editor in your spare time.

I specialize in spotting double entendres.

 

[sun rise]

I specialize in spotting double entendres.

And not a dirty mind?

 

[Revoltingest]

And not a dirty mind?

I am the epitome of propriety.

 

[sun rise]

I am the epitome of propriety.

So you'd be at home in Victorian England railing against the depravity of the dance called the 'waltz'. (We just finished Lucy Worsley's three episodes on Dance in England. She's a winner.)

 

[Revoltingest]

So you'd be at home in Victorian England railing against the depravity of the dance called the 'waltz'. (We just finished Lucy Worsley's three episodes on Dance in England. She's a winner.)

The waltz was invented by Satan to cause
human naughty parts to become engorged.

 

[Evangelicalhumanist]

Not being a woman, I can't tell you what women want.

Not being a heterosexual, I can't actually care very much, anyway.

Except I hope they get it. It's always nice to get what you want.

 

[Evangelicalhumanist]

The waltz was invented by Satan to cause
human naughty parts to become engorged.

Ooooh..."engorged!" That's an exciting word.

 

[Revoltingest]

Ooooh..."engorged!" That's an exciting word.

Tis better than enraged naughty parts.

 

[Wandering Monk]

Tea, chocolate, warmth, nice intelligent boy, good books, and to be left alone by those inevitable perverts who think they're entitled to our attentions.

Women want men's scrotums for a coin purse!

 

[Evangelicalhumanist]

Women want men's scrotums for a coin purse!

I'm pretty much sure that that is not quite true. Coin purses are quite passe, and anyway, using a material that shrinks dramatically in the cold could mean losing all those coins.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I blame women for that.
They say they want pockets, but when hubby wears cargo
pants with pockets all over the place, all of a sudden it's
inappropriate for this wedding or that funeral.

My hubbie informed me they make women's cargo pants.

You can never have enough pockets. I've got a pair of trousers with nine. Nine! Heaven.

If it's not Jynco or Tripps you don't have enough pocket room. Just accept that fact of life.

If you wear cargo pants to a wedding, then you've given people an accurate assessment on what behavior they can expect from you. Its a win-win for all.

I don't know what people would think if I worse cargo pants to a wedding, as I have a "very me" outfit with cargo pants, a nice **** (both black), white and black sneakers to stand out, black nail polish, some black eye liner, and these icy blue "Underworld" looking contact lenses. But that's basically normal wear for me.
The one wedding I've been to I wore a pair of sweats. I did not give a single damn though what anyone though, as I had just had knee surgery and was still on crutches with a knee well wrapped up.

 

[JustGeorge]

My hubbie informed me they make women's cargo pants.

If it's not Jynco or Tripps you don't have enough pocket room. Just accept that fact of life.

I don't know what people would think if I worse cargo pants to a wedding, as I have a "very me" outfit with cargo pants, a nice **** (both black), white and black sneakers to stand out, black nail polish, some black eye liner, and these icy blue "Underworld" looking contact lenses. But that's basically normal wear for me.
The one wedding I've been to I wore a pair of sweats. I did not give a single damn though what anyone though, as I had just had knee surgery and was still on crutches with a knee well wrapped up.

I wore a red and black dress for my own wedding. Kinda had a southern belle/goth thing going on.

 

[Secret Chief]

But im betting with so many you can never find your keys when its raining

I can't find them when it's sunny.

 

[Secret Chief]

If it's not Jynco or Tripps you don't have enough pocket room. Just accept that fact of life.

I shall, although I'm not sure they're brands in the UK.
(I could be wrong, not being a fashionista)