To be fair, I bet your wardrobe is so bad it's good.
Last week I held up the grocery line when an elderly man turned around and got a glimpse of me. "Your clothes! Where did you get that?"
The orange boots(knee high with big orange bow) tend to do that. They're not much on their own, but if you pair them with just the right thing...
But, I better not say too much, before I find that @SalixIncendium has run off with them....