The semi-sincere apologies thread

[Wirey]

I'm sorry you all suck so bad and can't admit that things would be better if I were in charge. I'd get you all!

 

[Simurgh]

So sorry I shredded your sheet music, but it is so much more useful as litter box paper.

 

[Ouroboros]

Sorry Pinky, I haven't taken over the world yet, let's go to Denny's.

The Brain

 

[Brickjectivity]

I apologize for thinking that a snake eating its tail is a little silly.

 

[Alceste]

I'm sorry I only come here when I've been drinking.

 

[Wirey]

I'm sorry I only come here when I've been drinking.

That actually explains a lot.

I'm sorry Alceste has to hide her secret crush on Steven Harper behind that mask of hostility. Once you've had a man with no eyelashes, you never go back.

 

[yourhopeboundheart]

i'm sorry that i only use RF to feed my rhetorical masochism, and that well thought out posts that i actually agree with are my least favorite.

 

[Revoltingest]

To all posters whose puppies went missing, I (Burp!) apologize.

 

[Brickjectivity]

So sorry about participating in this thread.

 

[Revoltingest]

So sorry that anvil attack will backfire.

 

[Ouroboros]

I'm sorry that I created mankind.
--God

I'm sorry I forgot to turn of my shower this morning. The floor only got flooded a little, and I promise it has nothing to do with I said before. It was a pure accident.
--God (to Noah)

I'm sorry there aren't any more dinosaurs. We had a big party, and Satan provided the beer. Where else could've gotten that amount of meat?
--God

I'm sorry I was playing with your news toys, humans was it?. But really? Did you have to condemn me to Earth for it?
--Satan

 

[Brickjectivity]

It has come to my attention that this will have been my 600th post. Unfortunately it isn't my 601st post, for which I must apologize. This is an inexcusable lapse of responsibility which finds me at a loss of words, a thing that is apparently a rare occurrence. I am endeavoring to catch up to par, but alas somebody keeps moving the boundaries. I will always be one step behind that post which I failed to post.

 

[crossfire]

Congrats. I'd give you a frubal, but can't. Have a cookie.

 

[Simurgh]

So sorry that you tripped over the mess on your floor. Does it hurt a lot, falling over your dirty laundry and planting your face in the plate with left-over food? So, so sorry.

 

[Falvlun]

I'm sorry that I took a really long time at the water fountain. No, I did not want to save any for the fishes, and for that, I apologize.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm sorry I've posted too much.
And yet, I still plan to post more!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Congrats. I'd give you a frubal, but can't. Have a cookie.

A cookie eaten is a cookie earned.