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The GAY Agenda!!!

Discussion in 'General Religious Debates' started by Gabethewiking, Mar 6, 2010.

  1. Daemon Sophic

    Daemon Sophic Avatar in flux

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    Keep them company?!? :areyoucra
    You poor, deluded left-wing moonbat.
    The illuminati are an ancient organization of secretive, "elitist" men with anti-christian sentiments. Men who are more concerned with their crazy "academia" and "science", than obeying the edicts of our wholesome mother Church. Men who have clandestine "gatherings" in torch and candle-lit rooms; wearing nothing but simple robes over their taught and oiled bodies....
    After which they likely sip lattes, and alter their "scientific" findings in order to propogate their "global warming" LIES upon us all!
    For God's sake AxisMundi! Who do you think STARTED the Gay Agenda in the first place?


    ...or at least that's the way Rush Limbaugh has explained it to me.
     
  2. enchanted_one1975

    enchanted_one1975 Resident Lycanthrope

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    No, silly. All us non-heterosexuals want to convert the rest of the world to gay or bi so that we can have larger frubal orgies. :yes:
     
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  3. Gabethewiking

    Gabethewiking Active Member

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    She is undercover.
    When she reports (to me), i ask her to tell me every detail about he Gay Agenda and your (yes, You Auto) lives, especially the sexual parts, I always encourage her to be really really detailed about that... For academic purpose, of course. .oohhh.. ooh. .oh man,, crap, all over the keyb..df.fdkdf...
     
  4. AxisMundi

    AxisMundi E Pluribus Unum!!!

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    I have been isntructed to state that there is no such thing as Illuminati..

    Oh, sorry, I bled on your floor.

    :p
     
  5. Mike182

    Mike182 Flaming Queer

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    I think the gay agenda is a lot simpler over in the UK, it's the same agenda for everyone else.

    1) Get laid
    2) Make money
    3) Get laid
    4) Spend money on material goodness
    5) Get laid
     
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  6. Reverend Rick

    Reverend Rick Frubal Whore
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    I must be gay, thats my agenda too! :yes:
     
  7. Just_me_Mike

    Just_me_Mike Well-Known Member

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    Agenda: To secretly get everyone in the world to learn the words to YMCA. :yes:

    [​IMG]
     
  8. Gabethewiking

    Gabethewiking Active Member

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    Did you mean the Above picture.. Or this one: [​IMG]

    Got confused. :flirt:
     
  9. MysticSang'ha

    MysticSang'ha Big Squishy Hugger
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    Rick, you're bi. Just admit it and stop carrying that burden around. :yes:

    And give me back my corset. I've let you use it long enough.
     
  10. monta

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    I'd say mission accomplished!
     
  11. ShakeZula

    ShakeZula The Master Shake

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    [​IMG]

    -S-
     
  12. AxisMundi

    AxisMundi E Pluribus Unum!!!

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    Anyone manage to drag an old copy of their Gay Agenda out of the closet...

    erm...

    ...attic?
     
  13. Agnostic75

    Agnostic75 Well-Known Member

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    The true gay agenda is merely to have the same rights and acceptance as other groups of people. There are of course some gay activists whose conduct is not appropriate, but the same can be said of many other groups of people do.




    If a God exists, there is not any credible evidence that he opposes homosexuality.
     
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