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The GAY Agenda!!!

Daemon Sophic

Avatar in flux
Maybe they'll keep the Illuminati guys comp....
Keep them company?!? :areyoucra
You poor, deluded left-wing moonbat.
The illuminati are an ancient organization of secretive, "elitist" men with anti-christian sentiments. Men who are more concerned with their crazy "academia" and "science", than obeying the edicts of our wholesome mother Church. Men who have clandestine "gatherings" in torch and candle-lit rooms; wearing nothing but simple robes over their taught and oiled bodies....
After which they likely sip lattes, and alter their "scientific" findings in order to propogate their "global warming" LIES upon us all!
For God's sake AxisMundi! Who do you think STARTED the Gay Agenda in the first place?


...or at least that's the way Rush Limbaugh has explained it to me.
 

enchanted_one1975

Resident Lycanthrope
I heard alot about this but know nothing about it. What is the Gay Agenda?
I have been told it is to destroy our Schools and way of Life, is this true? Is it an organization like the Secret Illuminati?

Anyone know?
No, silly. All us non-heterosexuals want to convert the rest of the world to gay or bi so that we can have larger frubal orgies. :yes:
 

Gabethewiking

Active Member
*raises hand*

My gf, otoh, is a luscious hottie.

She is undercover.
When she reports (to me), i ask her to tell me every detail about he Gay Agenda and your (yes, You Auto) lives, especially the sexual parts, I always encourage her to be really really detailed about that... For academic purpose, of course. .oohhh.. ooh. .oh man,, crap, all over the keyb..df.fdkdf...
 

AxisMundi

E Pluribus Unum!!!
Keep them company?!? :areyoucra
You poor, deluded left-wing moonbat.
The illuminati are an ancient organization of secretive, "elitist" men with anti-christian sentiments. Men who are more concerned with their crazy "academia" and "science", than obeying the edicts of our wholesome mother Church. Men who have clandestine "gatherings" in torch and candle-lit rooms; wearing nothing but simple robes over their taught and oiled bodies....
After which they likely sip lattes, and alter their "scientific" findings in order to propogate their "global warming" LIES upon us all!
For God's sake AxisMundi! Who do you think STARTED the Gay Agenda in the first place?


...or at least that's the way Rush Limbaugh has explained it to me.

I have been isntructed to state that there is no such thing as Illuminati..

Oh, sorry, I bled on your floor.

:p
 

Mike182

Flaming Queer
I think the gay agenda is a lot simpler over in the UK, it's the same agenda for everyone else.

1) Get laid
2) Make money
3) Get laid
4) Spend money on material goodness
5) Get laid
 

Just_me_Mike

Well-Known Member
Agenda: To secretly get everyone in the world to learn the words to YMCA. :yes:

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Agnostic75

Well-Known Member
I heard alot about this but know nothing about it. What is the Gay Agenda?
I have been told it is to destroy our Schools and way of Life, is this true? Is it an organization like the Secret Illuminati?

Anyone know?

The true gay agenda is merely to have the same rights and acceptance as other groups of people. There are of course some gay activists whose conduct is not appropriate, but the same can be said of many other groups of people do.




If a God exists, there is not any credible evidence that he opposes homosexuality.
 
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