The GAY Agenda!!!

[monta]

I could get in trouble for telling you, but since you asked so nice ...

8:00 a.m. Wake up. Wonder where you are.

8:01 a.m. Realize you are lying on 100 percent cotton sheets of at least a 300 count, so don't panic; you're not slumming.

8:02 a.m. Realize you are actually in your own bed. Wake stranger next to you and tell him you are late for work so won't be able to cook breakfast for him. Mutter "sorry" as you help him look for his far-flung underwear. You find out that you tore his boxers while ripping them off him last night, so you "loan" him a pair of boxer-briefs, but not the new ones because you never intend to see him again.

8:05 a.m. Tell the stranger, whose name eludes you, "It was fun. I'll give you a call," as you usher him out the door, avoiding his egregious morning-breath.

8:06 a.m. Crumple and dispose of the piece of paper with his telephone number on it when you get to the kitchen.

8:07 a.m. Make a high protein breakfast while watching the Today show. Wonder if the stories you've heard about Matt Lauer are true. Decide they must be.

8:30 a.m. Italian or domestic? Decide to go with three-button Italian and the only shirt that is clean.

8:45 a.m. Climb into red Z4 and try not to look too much like Barbie driving one of her accessories as you pull out of your underground parking. Revos or Armanis? Go with Revos.

9:35 a.m. Stroll into office.

9:36 a.m. Close door to office and call best friend and laugh about the guy who spent the night at your condo. Point out something annoying about best friend's boyfriend but quickly add "It doesn't matter what everyone else thinks, just as long as you love him."

10:15 a.m. Leave office, telling your secretary you are "meeting with a client." Pretend not to notice her insubordinate roll of her eyes (or the cloying "poem" she has tacked to her cubicle wall).

10:30 a.m. Hair appointment for lowlights and cut. Purchase of Aveda anti-humectant pomade.

11:30 a.m. Run into personal trainer at gym. Pester him about getting you Human Growth Hormone. Spend 30 minutes talking to friends on your cell phone while using Hammer Strength machines, preparing a mental-matrix of which circuit parties everyone is going to and which are now passe.

12:00pm. Tan. Schedule back-waxing in time for Saturday party where you know you will end up shirtless.

12:30 p.m. Pay trainer for anabolic steroids and schedule a workout. Shower, taking ten minutes to knot your tie while you check-out your best friend's boyfriend undress with the calculation of someone used to wearing a t-back and having dollars stuffed in their crotch.

1:00 p.m. Meet someone for whom you only know his waist, chest and penis size from Manhunt for lunch at a hot, new restaurant. Because the maitre d' recognizes you from a gay bar, you are whisked past the Christian heterosexual couples who have been waiting patiently for a table since 12:30.

2:30 p.m. "Dessert at your place." Find out, once again, people lie on Manhunt.

3:33 p.m. Destroy heterosexual marriage.

4:10 p.m. Bring about the demise of Western civilization.

4:30 p.m. Take a disco-nap to prevent facial wrinkles from the stress of world conquest and being so terribly witty.

6:00 p.m. Open a fabulous new bottle of Malbec.

6:47 P.M. Bake Ketamine for weekend. Test recipe.

7:00 P.M. Go to Abercrombie & Fitch and announce in a loud voice, "Over!"

7:40 P.M.Stop looking at the photographic displays at Abercrombie & Fitch and go to a cool store to begin shopping.

8:30 p.m. Light dinner with catty homosexual friends at a restaurant you will be "over" by the time it gets its first review in the local paper.

10:30 p.m. Cocktails at a debauched gay bar, trying to avoid alcoholic queens who can't navigate a crowd with a lit cigarette in one hand and a Stoli in a cheap plastic cup in the other. Make audible remark about how "trashy" people who still think smoking is acceptable are.

12:00 a.m. "Nightcap at your place." Find out that people lie in bars, too
​

This is funny and all but, I have to point out that you have posted the Gay Minutes and not the Gay Agenda

 

[Reverend Rick]

This is funny and all but, I have to point out that you have posted the Gay Minutes and not the Gay Agenda

Actually, it looked like a fun day to me. I could have enjoyed most of it.

 

[Kerr]

I heard alot about this but know nothing about it. What is the Gay Agenda?
I have been told it is to destroy our Schools and way of Life, is this true? Is it an organization like the Secret Illuminati?

Anyone know?

The "Gay Agenda" refers to the movement of homosexuals who tries to make people smile. Such a horrible agenda, we must stop them before people get too happy!

 

[Gabethewiking]

I could get in trouble for telling you, but since you asked so nice ...

8:00 a.m. Wake up. Wonder where you are.

8:01 a.m. Realize you are lying on 100 percent cotton sheets of at least a 300 count, so don't panic; you're not slumming.

8:02 a.m. Realize you are actually in your own bed. Wake stranger next to you and tell him you are late for work so won't be able to cook breakfast for him. Mutter "sorry" as you help him look for his far-flung underwear. You find out that you tore his boxers while ripping them off him last night, so you "loan" him a pair of boxer-briefs, but not the new ones because you never intend to see him again.

8:05 a.m. Tell the stranger, whose name eludes you, "It was fun. I'll give you a call," as you usher him out the door, avoiding his egregious morning-breath.

8:06 a.m. Crumple and dispose of the piece of paper with his telephone number on it when you get to the kitchen.

8:07 a.m. Make a high protein breakfast while watching the Today show. Wonder if the stories you've heard about Matt Lauer are true. Decide they must be.

8:30 a.m. Italian or domestic? Decide to go with three-button Italian and the only shirt that is clean.

8:45 a.m. Climb into red Z4 and try not to look too much like Barbie driving one of her accessories as you pull out of your underground parking. Revos or Armanis? Go with Revos.

9:35 a.m. Stroll into office.

9:36 a.m. Close door to office and call best friend and laugh about the guy who spent the night at your condo. Point out something annoying about best friend's boyfriend but quickly add "It doesn't matter what everyone else thinks, just as long as you love him."

10:15 a.m. Leave office, telling your secretary you are "meeting with a client." Pretend not to notice her insubordinate roll of her eyes (or the cloying "poem" she has tacked to her cubicle wall).

10:30 a.m. Hair appointment for lowlights and cut. Purchase of Aveda anti-humectant pomade.

11:30 a.m. Run into personal trainer at gym. Pester him about getting you Human Growth Hormone. Spend 30 minutes talking to friends on your cell phone while using Hammer Strength machines, preparing a mental-matrix of which circuit parties everyone is going to and which are now passe.

12:00pm. Tan. Schedule back-waxing in time for Saturday party where you know you will end up shirtless.

12:30 p.m. Pay trainer for anabolic steroids and schedule a workout. Shower, taking ten minutes to knot your tie while you check-out your best friend's boyfriend undress with the calculation of someone used to wearing a t-back and having dollars stuffed in their crotch.

1:00 p.m. Meet someone for whom you only know his waist, chest and penis size from Manhunt for lunch at a hot, new restaurant. Because the maitre d' recognizes you from a gay bar, you are whisked past the Christian heterosexual couples who have been waiting patiently for a table since 12:30.

2:30 p.m. "Dessert at your place." Find out, once again, people lie on Manhunt.

3:33 p.m. Destroy heterosexual marriage.

4:10 p.m. Bring about the demise of Western civilization.

4:30 p.m. Take a disco-nap to prevent facial wrinkles from the stress of world conquest and being so terribly witty.

6:00 p.m. Open a fabulous new bottle of Malbec.

6:47 P.M. Bake Ketamine for weekend. Test recipe.

7:00 P.M. Go to Abercrombie & Fitch and announce in a loud voice, "Over!"

7:40 P.M.Stop looking at the photographic displays at Abercrombie & Fitch and go to a cool store to begin shopping.

8:30 p.m. Light dinner with catty homosexual friends at a restaurant you will be "over" by the time it gets its first review in the local paper.

10:30 p.m. Cocktails at a debauched gay bar, trying to avoid alcoholic queens who can't navigate a crowd with a lit cigarette in one hand and a Stoli in a cheap plastic cup in the other. Make audible remark about how "trashy" people who still think smoking is acceptable are.

12:00 a.m. "Nightcap at your place." Find out that people lie in bars, too
​

Dude.. Your life rules.

 

[Willamena]

Footie, Excellent, apparently you know far more then the rest of us, which included homosexuals in this forum, I am reading your post with interest........

I am so happy you are onboard, lets see what you got to tell me.

Yeah, right.... not trolling. Just accidently got a bite.

 

[Kerr]

 

[AxisMundi]

On another forum I frequent, a fundy Xtian actually told me that he had seen a copy of the Gay Agenda, as if it was some gay manifesto, a physical, secret agenda generated by and passed among gays in some effort to take over the United States and destroy Christianity. I kid you not.

After skimming over his hundred word essay on this supposed book, I simply asked him to either post a copy or a link.

One would think I had asked him to cut his own testicles off with a dull butter knife. After bothering him for a bit on the subject, his reply?

"I can't find it".

Lying is considered one of the "Seven Deadly Sins" in the Abrahamics.

I wonder why this doesn't seem to apply when they are attempting to forward their religion and religious doctrines? Is lying "OK" when attempting to convert someone, or attempting to push their religious views onto other people? Are lies "sins" only when speaking to another Christian?

 

[Gabethewiking]

On another forum I frequent, a fundy Xtian actually told me that he had seen a copy of the Gay Agenda, as if it was some gay manifesto, a physical, secret agenda generated by and passed among gays in some effort to take over the United States and destroy Christianity. I kid you not.

After skimming over his hundred word essay on this supposed book, I simply asked him to either post a copy or a link.

One would think I had asked him to cut his own testicles off with a dull butter knife. After bothering him for a bit on the subject, his reply?

"I can't find it".

So.... Did you finally get him to show it? This is amazing, i want to see it... There is thousands of people on this forum.. Someone must have seen it and can recal specifics.. Non?

 

[AxisMundi]

So.... Did you finally get him to show it? This is amazing, i want to see it... There is thousands of people on this forum.. Someone must have seen it and can recal specifics.. Non?

Newp, never saw it, and the dope disappeared soon after.

 

[Gabethewiking]

Newp, never saw it, and the dope disappeared soon after.

Maybe... maybe ... they got him?

 

[AxisMundi]

Maybe... maybe ... they got him?

Shhhhh

 

[Daemon Sophic]

:clap I gotta tell ya Auto, Some of the hottest women I see lately are in same sex relationships. Not that I really notice or anything. :no:

Sure, you can "see" them. But for a simple click of the 'video' button, and a small charge on your credit card, you can see them in motion and hear them too. ).

Newp, never saw it, and the dope disappeared soon after.

Maybe... maybe ... they got him?

Too late! You are both under surveillance. This is your final warning.
Do not broach the subject again. :tsk:

 

[Gabethewiking]

Shhhhh

Well, so far even Creationist like Footie have given proper, normal, responses, he seems acceptant of Homosexuality and not in denial of it as natural, as well as he shared some of his own homosexual experience, very interesting I thought.

Personally, lots of homosexuals hit on me, I do not know why, they assume I am homosexul, perhaps I expell some sort of homosexual smell that they get attracted too, or they feel comfortable around me just assuming I am homosexual as well, i do not know. I am a very handsome guy, and it is worth noting that all who hit on me (excluding woman) have themselves been quite attractive, if I may say so, never any ugly ones..

This made me think that perhaps all males homosexuals are handsome by default and we only got ugly female homosexuals, or dykes as wel call them.... :yes:*


*That was a joke.

 

[Autodidact]

This made me think that perhaps all males homosexuals are handsome by default and we only got ugly female homosexuals, or dykes as wel call them.... :yes:*


*That was a joke.

*raises hand*

My gf, otoh, is a luscious hottie.

 

[Xafwak]

*raises hand*

My gf, otoh, is a luscious hottie.

Details and pictures are welcome.

 

[ShakeZula]

The most common item I see on the Right Wing Gay Agenda memo seems to involve teaching the children about gay sex in schools.

-S-

 

[Jeremiah]

My gay agenda is to steal your wives and girlfriends. :162:

And my agenda is to follow in your wake and provide "emotional" support for the devastated husbands and boyfriends.

 

[Jeremiah]

On another forum I frequent, a fundy Xtian actually told me that he had seen a copy of the Gay Agenda, as if it was some gay manifesto, a physical, secret agenda generated by and passed among gays in some effort to take over the United States and destroy Christianity. I kid you not.

After skimming over his hundred word essay on this supposed book, I simply asked him to either post a copy or a link.

One would think I had asked him to cut his own testicles off with a dull butter knife. After bothering him for a bit on the subject, his reply?

"I can't find it".

Lying is considered one of the "Seven Deadly Sins" in the Abrahamics.

I wonder why this doesn't seem to apply when they are attempting to forward their religion and religious doctrines? Is lying "OK" when attempting to convert someone, or attempting to push their religious views onto other people? Are lies "sins" only when speaking to another Christian?

"On another forum I frequent, a fundy Xtian actually told me that he had seen a copy of the Gay Agenda, as if it was some gay manifesto, a physical, secret agenda generated by and passed among gays in some effort to take over the United States and destroy Christianity. I kid you not."

Xtian is gone and you, AxisMundi, should just forget Xtain ever existed.

 

[AxisMundi]

...Too late! You are both under surveillance. This is your final warning.
Do not broach the subject again. :tsk:

Maybe they'll keep the Illuminati guys comp....

 

[monta]

There should be a new thread , The maddest thing a gayist has ever claimed.

I heard right , that the gays right, are trying to destroy america right, by ( and this is very cunning) making people think being gay might be a bit of a laugh, then spreading EVERY STD Evah! and making them resistant to treatment, so that when non gays catch it by, I guess sitting on a toilet seat in a bar they get DEAD and one of them is YOUR GRANDCHILDREN, so basically not hating gays is the same as killing not just a baby, but your grandbaby :yes: do you want that, do you want to kill your grandbaby?