Uh...no.
That aint it, for all that you illustrate
the reasons.
Phil majors are tiresome in much the
same way mimes are.
I do not see the connection with 'mimes'.
My understanding of philosophy or 'Darshana' as it is called in Sanskrit is that it is not dry. 'Darshana' is view of existence that helps one to navigate through the existence better.