But this deserves a show too:
So good they performed it twice.
Love this in the comments to one version:
Who put mustard in my egg
Made me sick and confined to bed
Who rang my school and said I was dead
My sister
Who mixed dope in the biscuit tin
Which made us laugh then hit the gin
Who just sat back with a grin
My sister
My sister said it was not her who fixed me up with a gay masseur
Instead she said it was just a slur.... my sister's wicked
Who told Dad that I wasn't clean
and did things at night that were truly obscene
And then blamed it all on a defective gene..
My sister.
Who shaved the cat and made it mew
Then put stones in our Mother's stew
Who just laughed when it made us spew
My Sister
My sister sprayed my Dad's car pink - blamed it on me and created a stink
I got sent off to a shrink.... my sister's awful
Who put pepper in my best friend's coat
that turned him blue and made him choke
Who just thought it was one big joke
My lovely lovely sister
.
But I'll get the last laugh I always do
She's now locked in the upstairs loo
She can sing and shout til she's blue
I'm her naughty naughty brother.