ImmortalFlame
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A recent study proves atheists are agents of terror and seek to obtain their goals through that terror. The paper titled Atheists are Agents of Terror and Obtain Their Goals Through Terror is in this month’s prestigious Journal of CryptoKnowology.
”We have Saudi Arabia to thank for leading the way on the atheist-terrorist connection,” lead author Professor Andrew Canard quipped. “The only thing we did was connect the dots.”
The researchers did not engage in any original experiments. Instead, they focused on conducting a meta-analysis of existing studies using the best statistical methods. Scientists on the team utilized both addition and subtraction.
“Sometimes we had to use both hands, too,” stated Professor Canard.
”We have Saudi Arabia to thank for leading the way on the atheist-terrorist connection,” lead author Professor Andrew Canard quipped. “The only thing we did was connect the dots.”
The researchers did not engage in any original experiments. Instead, they focused on conducting a meta-analysis of existing studies using the best statistical methods. Scientists on the team utilized both addition and subtraction.
“Sometimes we had to use both hands, too,” stated Professor Canard.
SOURCE: Scientists Prove Atheists Are Terrorists
I, for one, am glad this is finally out in the open. I was getting tired of being a closeted terrorist all this time.