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Buttercup

Veteran Member
MidnightBlue, the feeder of squirrels, knits g-strings for the male squirrels that come into his yard because he is enormously offended by the sight of their genitals.
 

McBell

mantra-chanting henotheistic snake handler
something scandalous?
How about:
The best part of most people is still laying on the hospital floor.
Or perhaps maybe:
Faith is a device of self-delusion, a slight of hand done with words and emotions founded on any irrational notion that can be dreamed up.
Faith is the attempt to coerce truth to surrender to whim.
It is trying to breathe life into a lie by trying to outshine reality with the beauty of wishes.
Faith is the refuge of fools, the ignorant, and the deluded, not of thinking, rational people.
Misery, iniquity, and utter destruction lurk in the shadows outside its full light, where half-truths snare the faithful disciples, the deeply feeling believers, the selfless followers.
Faith and feelings are the warm marrow of evil.
Unlike reason, faith and feelings provide no boundary to limit any delusion, any whim.
They are a virulent poison, giving the numbing illusion of moral sanction to every depravity ever hatched.
Faith and feelings are the darkness to reason's light.
Reason is the very substance of truth itself.
The glory that is life is wholly embraced through reason.
 

Smoke

Done here.
MidnightBlue, the feeder of squirrels, knits g-strings for the male squirrels that come into his yard because he is enormously offended by the sight of their genitals.
That is not true. :eek:

I refuse to explain myself to someone who can't tell crocheting from knitting!

I also heard that MidnightBlue is about to run out of squirrels and is going to start gnitting for gnome gnenitalia gnext. :eek:
No comment.
 

McBell

mantra-chanting henotheistic snake handler
In the beginning there was nothing.
Then God said "Let there be light."
And with the first light came the first shadow.
 

McBell

mantra-chanting henotheistic snake handler
In the beginning there was nothing.
Then God said "Let there be light."
then they watered down the beer...
 
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