PoetPhilosopher
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The night was hot and stale. @BSM1 and @Revoltingest were hiking to a remote place on BSM's grandparents' farm. He had always told Revoltingest about deer hunting but Revolting had never been interested in such a thing before agreeing to go.
“You mean you've never deer-hunted?” asked BSM.
“I...” said Revoltingest
His sentence stopped. There was a strange pattern in the field ahead...
“Run!” Revoltingest screamed, stumbling backward over a fallen log, but BSM was long gone before Revolting even hit the ground.
A door to a metal saucer opened... all Revoltingest could see was a puff of steam at the entrance. Out of the saucer stepped a human-looking man in space-clothes as music played
Suddenly, the humanoid dropped straight to the ground and the music sounded more like alarms blaring out of the metallic object.
The man's hips were swinging, his feet were stepping, and he started singing. Suddenly Revoltingest felt a hand pull him away from the saucer. He struggled but could not escape his captor.
Then he realized, he had stumbled into a rock concert, but in the middle of BSM's grandparents' farm?
It was at that point Revoltingest realized - that it was a Friday and @Wirey was having one of his wild parties hosted by BSM.
A car ramped over the crowd as people screamed. It had to be a drunk driver, Revoltingest thought. As the car was coming to the ground and about to smash, Revoltingest put out his arms... and caught the car.
He tried to place the car on the ground but it stuck to his greasy hands. He screamed and ran, but the further he ran, the heavier it got. His hands were stuck through the radiator and caught in the engine block.
He didn't want to hurt anybody inside so he stopped running. Plus the car was getting heavy. As he stood there in complete confusion, he looked inside the car and to his surprise, he saw BSM.
A deer was in the car with BSM. “I caught a deer!” BSM exclaimed in excitement.
Revoltingest was able to finally drop the car on the ground. The deer sprang out of the car's window and ran.
“After that deer!” hollered BSM.
They were running extremely fast, but Revoltingest decided to stop. BSM yelled, “What are you doing?!”
Revoltingest said, "I need to catch my breath for my arteries are filled with bacon."
Suddenly the deer came charging at them bucking cars and trucks off the road. Revoltingest and BSM ran separate ways, but the deer charged at BSM. The deer bucked BSM and he flew out of sight. Then it turned toward Revoltingest.
Revoltingest started to back away. He felt himself trembling. “N-nice deer...” he said.
The deer charged at Revoltingest at full force. The Scott jumped... and with good timing... he had jumped over the charging deer.
Revoltingest heard the deer stomping its hooves on the ground behind him and snorting angrily. “Uh-oh...” he said.
It charged again, but he jumped again.
Suddenly he was moving. That's when he realized... he was now riding the deer.
“Yeehaw!” he hollered. Hopefully he would know how to ride this thing.
Suddenly he woke up. He was in the woods and the sun was coming up. He was covered in dew and honey. A bear was licking his face.
Revoltingest had come to his wits at this point and his Scottish accent returned. "That's th' lest time ah ever accept kat's invitation tae come ower fur tacos," he said.
The End.
“You mean you've never deer-hunted?” asked BSM.
“I...” said Revoltingest
His sentence stopped. There was a strange pattern in the field ahead...
“Run!” Revoltingest screamed, stumbling backward over a fallen log, but BSM was long gone before Revolting even hit the ground.
A door to a metal saucer opened... all Revoltingest could see was a puff of steam at the entrance. Out of the saucer stepped a human-looking man in space-clothes as music played
Suddenly, the humanoid dropped straight to the ground and the music sounded more like alarms blaring out of the metallic object.
The man's hips were swinging, his feet were stepping, and he started singing. Suddenly Revoltingest felt a hand pull him away from the saucer. He struggled but could not escape his captor.
Then he realized, he had stumbled into a rock concert, but in the middle of BSM's grandparents' farm?
It was at that point Revoltingest realized - that it was a Friday and @Wirey was having one of his wild parties hosted by BSM.
A car ramped over the crowd as people screamed. It had to be a drunk driver, Revoltingest thought. As the car was coming to the ground and about to smash, Revoltingest put out his arms... and caught the car.
He tried to place the car on the ground but it stuck to his greasy hands. He screamed and ran, but the further he ran, the heavier it got. His hands were stuck through the radiator and caught in the engine block.
He didn't want to hurt anybody inside so he stopped running. Plus the car was getting heavy. As he stood there in complete confusion, he looked inside the car and to his surprise, he saw BSM.
A deer was in the car with BSM. “I caught a deer!” BSM exclaimed in excitement.
Revoltingest was able to finally drop the car on the ground. The deer sprang out of the car's window and ran.
“After that deer!” hollered BSM.
They were running extremely fast, but Revoltingest decided to stop. BSM yelled, “What are you doing?!”
Revoltingest said, "I need to catch my breath for my arteries are filled with bacon."
Suddenly the deer came charging at them bucking cars and trucks off the road. Revoltingest and BSM ran separate ways, but the deer charged at BSM. The deer bucked BSM and he flew out of sight. Then it turned toward Revoltingest.
Revoltingest started to back away. He felt himself trembling. “N-nice deer...” he said.
The deer charged at Revoltingest at full force. The Scott jumped... and with good timing... he had jumped over the charging deer.
Revoltingest heard the deer stomping its hooves on the ground behind him and snorting angrily. “Uh-oh...” he said.
It charged again, but he jumped again.
Suddenly he was moving. That's when he realized... he was now riding the deer.
“Yeehaw!” he hollered. Hopefully he would know how to ride this thing.
Suddenly he woke up. He was in the woods and the sun was coming up. He was covered in dew and honey. A bear was licking his face.
Revoltingest had come to his wits at this point and his Scottish accent returned. "That's th' lest time ah ever accept kat's invitation tae come ower fur tacos," he said.
The End.