Most of these are jokes and a few are not. Thanks to Calligraphic Button Catalogue
Death? Life? I never did understand Zen.
Drag God into politics, and you've ruined His reputation before you know it
God created music so people could pray without words
God is watching-- it's a good thing He's easily amused
God wants spiritual fruits, not religious nuts
God wrote the program, evolution is the output, meteor strikes are the reset button
Going to church no more makes you a Christian than going swimming makes you a fish
I get along with God just fine. It's his fan clubs that I can't stand.
I want you to know I've talked to God, and He agrees with me completely
If you find God hates the same people you do, you may have created Him in your own image
If you mix religion and politics, you get politics
If your religion never surprises you, you're probably doing it wrong
I'm an atheist. It's a simple faith, but it comforts me.
It's hard to be religious when certain people aren't struck by lightning
Judaism: an argument between God and His chosen pilpul
Lead me not into temptation--I can find it for myself
Many are willing to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity
Militant Agnostic--I don't know and you don't either!
Muslim...it's the new gay
Practice atheism, the religion of the gods!
Religion isn't the cause of war, it's the excuse
That voice in your head? IT'S NOT ME. ---God
The Bible talks about St. Paul, but never mentions Minneapolis
The idea that God is His own grandmother may be unsupported by Scripture, but who wants to offend God's grandmother?
The temperature of Hell is measured in degrees Calvin
The ways are many... The Light is one!
To have a few doubts is normal. To have many doubts is a crisis of faith. To have contant doubts is to be a Unitarian Universalist.
To you I'm an agnostic. To God, I'm the loyal opposition.
Unitarian Bible Study Today! Bring your own bible and scissors
Welcome to heaven. Here's your harp and your tuning key. Welcome to hell. Here's your harp.
What do you get if you cross a Unitarian and a Jehovah's Witness? Someone who knocks on your door and asks, "Now what do *you* believe?"
What kind of car does God drive? A Plymouth. "For He drove them out of the garden in His Fury."
You're here to save my soul? I'm here to test your faith
Death? Life? I never did understand Zen.
Drag God into politics, and you've ruined His reputation before you know it
God created music so people could pray without words
God is watching-- it's a good thing He's easily amused
God wants spiritual fruits, not religious nuts
God wrote the program, evolution is the output, meteor strikes are the reset button
Going to church no more makes you a Christian than going swimming makes you a fish
I get along with God just fine. It's his fan clubs that I can't stand.
I want you to know I've talked to God, and He agrees with me completely
If you find God hates the same people you do, you may have created Him in your own image
If you mix religion and politics, you get politics
If your religion never surprises you, you're probably doing it wrong
I'm an atheist. It's a simple faith, but it comforts me.
It's hard to be religious when certain people aren't struck by lightning
Judaism: an argument between God and His chosen pilpul
Lead me not into temptation--I can find it for myself
Many are willing to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity
Militant Agnostic--I don't know and you don't either!
Muslim...it's the new gay
Practice atheism, the religion of the gods!
Religion isn't the cause of war, it's the excuse
That voice in your head? IT'S NOT ME. ---God
The Bible talks about St. Paul, but never mentions Minneapolis
The idea that God is His own grandmother may be unsupported by Scripture, but who wants to offend God's grandmother?
The temperature of Hell is measured in degrees Calvin
The ways are many... The Light is one!
To have a few doubts is normal. To have many doubts is a crisis of faith. To have contant doubts is to be a Unitarian Universalist.
To you I'm an agnostic. To God, I'm the loyal opposition.
Unitarian Bible Study Today! Bring your own bible and scissors
Welcome to heaven. Here's your harp and your tuning key. Welcome to hell. Here's your harp.
What do you get if you cross a Unitarian and a Jehovah's Witness? Someone who knocks on your door and asks, "Now what do *you* believe?"
What kind of car does God drive? A Plymouth. "For He drove them out of the garden in His Fury."
You're here to save my soul? I'm here to test your faith