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Pat Robertson Predicts!

Windwalker

Windwalker

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This is from a satire site. He never actually said this, however it's funny because he's said stuff equally as absurd previously. Humor has its basis in truth.
 
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columbus

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Jainarayan

Jainarayan

ॐ नमो भगवते वासुदेवाय
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Windwalker said:
This is from a satire site. He never actually said this, however it's funny because he's said stuff equally as absurd previously. Humor has its basis in truth.
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It's very Onion-esque. You are right... he's such a loon he very well could have said it.
 
BSM1

BSM1

What? Me worry?
Jainarayan said:
This is a humdinger, even for him. God is going to smite all 50 states with hurricanes if gays keep getting married... presumably to each other. I'm going out on a limb and thinking that gays getting married to opposite sex partners in sham marriages is OK. :D

Pat Robertson Warns: God Will Send Hurricanes to All 50 States If 'Gays Keep Getting Married'
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Of course Pat Robertson is an idiot. Anyone can tell you that the more interior states will have to settle for tornadoes...just sayin'.
 
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Jainarayan said:
God is going to smite all 50 states with hurricanes if gays keep getting married...
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I remember when Hurricane Katrina hit here in southern Indiana.

Three days of gentle rain that broke an unpleasant dry spell, just as the corn and soybeans needed it.

God could send a few more hurricanes this way. Maybe I'll donate something to His favorite church. Can anybody tell me which one that is?
Tom
 
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“Because while 97% of climate scientists agree that climate change is real and there’s a good chance these megastorms are a result of said climate change,” Robertson said, “we know that the unprovable whims of an even more unproven, all powerful force that controls the universe.

Read more at: Pat Robertson Warns: God Will Send Hurricanes to All 50 States If 'Gays Keep Getting Married'
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Heck, I remember autumns so dry I would have gone and sex on the steps of some Baptist Church if I thought I'd get some rain out of it.

Don't think I'm kidding. I'm not shy.
Tom
 
Milton Platt

Milton Platt

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columbus

yawn <ignore> yawn
Milton Platt said:
This is satire...it belongs in the jokes section. And yes, it is funny.
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But we're up against Poe's Law here.

How can anybody know that Robertson didn't say that when he has clearly divorced his ethics and world views from evidence and reason?
Tom
 
Rational Agnostic

Rational Agnostic

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Jainarayan said:
This is a humdinger, even for him. God is going to smite all 50 states with hurricanes if gays keep getting married... presumably to each other. I'm going out on a limb and thinking that gays getting married to opposite sex partners in sham marriages is OK. :D

Pat Robertson Warns: God Will Send Hurricanes to All 50 States If 'Gays Keep Getting Married'
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Pat Robertson is obsessed with homosexuality, indicating that he may be a homosexual himself. He also describes "pornogracy" as being a "terrible, powerful addiction" even though for most people it isn't. Maybe he is assuming that everyone uses porn as compulsively as he does. :D
 
Jainarayan

Jainarayan

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Milton Platt said:
This is satire...it belongs in the jokes section. And yes, it is funny.
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I know it’s satire but it’s an indictment of what has been done to God and Christianity. In that regard it’s no joke.
 
Twilight Hue

Twilight Hue

Twilight, not bright nor dark, good nor bad.
Hubert Farnsworth said:
Pat Robertson is obsessed with homosexuality, indicating that he may be a homosexual himself. He also describes "pornogracy" as being a "terrible, powerful addiction" even though for most people it isn't. Maybe he is assuming that everyone uses porn as compulsively as he does. :D
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I'm sure he's done an in-depth penetrating study on the subject with regular updates that require his constant undivided attention.
 
IndigoChild5559

IndigoChild5559

Loving God and my neighbor as myself.
Jainarayan said:
This is a humdinger, even for him. God is going to smite all 50 states with hurricanes if gays keep getting married... presumably to each other. I'm going out on a limb and thinking that gays getting married to opposite sex partners in sham marriages is OK. :D

Pat Robertson Warns: God Will Send Hurricanes to All 50 States If 'Gays Keep Getting Married'
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Its amazing to me that anyone listens to Pat Robertson. But then again, people listen to even kookier birds than him. These folks would have no power if it were not given to them by their followers.
 
Ancient Soul

Ancient Soul

The Spiritual Universe
columbus said:
I remember when Hurricane Katrina hit here in southern Indiana.

Three days of gentle rain that broke an unpleasant dry spell, just as the corn and soybeans needed it.

God could send a few more hurricanes this way. Maybe I'll donate something to His favorite church. Can anybody tell me which one that is?
Tom
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That would be MY church!

Just leave all your available cash in front of your PC monitor, and I'll reach in and take it while you sleep.
 
Spartan

Spartan

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Jainarayan said:
This is a humdinger, even for him. God is going to smite all 50 states with hurricanes if gays keep getting married... presumably to each other. I'm going out on a limb and thinking that gays getting married to opposite sex partners in sham marriages is OK. :D

Pat Robertson Warns: God Will Send Hurricanes to All 50 States If 'Gays Keep Getting Married'
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If anyone is to be smote, it will the unrepentant Sodomites whom God will smite come Judgment Day (1 Cor. 6:9-10; Rev. 218, etc.).
 
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