Lamest joke ever =]

[emptyness]

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other that tastes funny.

"Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one getting burned."

 

[whereismynotecard]

Ha ha!! I've heard that one before... I'm trying to think of one...

Here... I love this one. Say it out loud:

"Knock knock.

Who's there?

I ate mop.

I ate mop who?

Ewww!!"

Ha ha!!

 

[Guitar's Cry]

Ha! Classics never die.

 

[rojse]

The lamest joke I ever heard was this:

Question: What's brown and sticky?
Answer: A stick.

It's so bad, it's funny.

 

[Panda]

Sunstone.

 

[Quagmire]

A preist, a rabbi, and a penguin walk into a bar.

Bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke"?

 

[Scuba Pete]

Why do mermaids wear Sea-Shells???












B-Shells are too dang small!

 

[angellous_evangellous]

Another skeleton joke: YouTube - Scrubs - JD, Hilarious Joke

 

[emptyness]

Haha, thanks for all the replies everyone.

whereismynotecard, it took me at least 5 minutes to understand since english isn't my first language I didn't pronounce the words right haha. Great joke.

"The true meaning of the precepts is not just that one should refrain from drinking alcohol,
but also from getting drunk on nirvana."

 

[ChristineES]

A man says to the waiter "sir, there is a fly in my soup" The waiter replies "what do you expect for a quarter, a mosquito?"

A man asks a waiter "what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter looks and replies "Looks like the back stroke"

 

[stacey bo bacey]

What do you call a guy in the water with no arms or legs?

Bob!!!

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie?

It was rated "ARRRRRR!"

Hehehehe I love those.

 

[Darkwater]

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

so as he could hide up cherry tree's.


How does an elephant get down from a cherry tree?

sits on a leaf & waits until autumn.


What is the most dangerous job in the jungle?


Cherrypicking


What goes BANG!CRASH!BANG!CRASH!BANG!

Autumn,in the jungle.

 

[ChristineES]

What the difference between an elephant and a banana? Try lifting it, if you can't get off the ground, it is probably an elephant.

What do you get when you cross and elephant with a rhinoceros? Elifino ('ell if I know).

 

[Troublemane]

Whats brown and sounds like a bell?

DUNG!

 

[doppelganger]

A vulture walks up to the ticket agent at the airport with a dead armadillo under each wing. The agent asks, "May I check those for you?"

The vulture responds, "No, thanks. They're carrion."

 

[doppelganger]

What do you call a guy in the water with no arms or legs?

Bob!!!

Those were classics when I was a kid.

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and brass testicles?


"Sparky"

 

[Ozzie]

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other that tastes funny.

"Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one getting burned."

Ha Ha.

What's this: :thud::yinyang::thud:





























Two men walking abreast.:drool::rainbow1::cigar:

 

[zenzero]

Friends,

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

its a koan, lols!
Love & rgds

 

[Darkwater]

A priest a paedophile & a rapist walked into a bar...........& that was just the first guy.

 

[emptyness]

Hahaha.

"Why couldn't the buddhist vacuum in corners? Because he had no attachments."