PoetPhilosopher
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-A hyperbole totally slams through the open door of a bar.
-The average human has one breast and one testicle.
-The average human has one breast and one testicle.
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If I agreed with @Revoltingest we’d both be wrong.
I don't understand. Can you explain this ... please.I'd give me right arm to be ambidextrous.
But I wouldn't be poor even for a million dollars.
I don't understand. Can you explain this ... please.
Well, if I were ambidextrous, I could throw choppedI don't understand. Can you explain this ... please.
In the spirit of the thread, and since there are often over two possible sides in life, I've got a better one:
If I disagreed with Revoltingest we’d both be wrong.
If Captain Hook was ambidextrous, would he be Captain Hooks?Well, if I were ambidextrous, I could throw chopped
firewood with my left hand too...with accuracy.
And being poor...I want no part of that.
Old joking style ... when I was with a courier company the dispatcher would tell a joke, and I'd play dumb, get him to explain it. Other drivers found it funny, the poor guy trying to explain it. Tougher to do on here though. Sorry about that.First joke: You can't be ambidextrous if you gave your right arm.
Second joke: You couldn't be poor if you had a million dollars.
Fixed.If Captain Hookwaswere ambidextrous, would he be Captain Hooks?
@Revoltingest , you are unique, just like everyone else
@Revoltingest , you are unique, just like everyone else
-The average human has one breast and one testicle.
That sounds like something Yogi Berra would say.
That's actually wrong.Never forget: Half of all the kids in the world? Are below average.
(apologize to Garrison Keilor, for bastardizing his shtick)