Jokes Revoltistanians Won't Get

[sun rise]

That's actually wrong.
90% are below average.

@Revoltingest 's mode is to be mean about the median.

 

[halbhh]

"Mind is like a mad monkey." -- Sathya Sai Baba (to me, some Zen sayings are humorous (in a good way))

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

This mentions doctors, but it'll probably short-circuit a Revoltistanian too:

Spoiler

 

[Revoltingest]

This mentions doctors, but it'll probably short-circuit a Revoltistanian too:

Spoiler

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I don't get it.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

I don't get it.

Did you want me to explain the joke, or just leave it be?

 

[Revoltingest]

Did you want me to explain the joke, or just leave it be?

I'll wallow in my ignorance.

 

[Meow Mix]

I’m defeated by the lil plastic deodorant caps at the gym more than I’d like to admit.

The joke is that @Revoltingest doesn’t know what deodorant is (if you couldn’t tell)

 

[Meow Mix]

This mentions doctors, but it'll probably short-circuit a Revoltistanian too:

Spoiler

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The reverse can happen too.

Spoiler: lady stuff

I have been given a hard time for seeking birth control before to regulate/lighten periods “because why do you need it” (I’m gay, context for lurkers I guess)

 

[Meow Mix]

Three logicians walk into a bar.

Bartender asks them if they’ll all be having a drink.

The first says, “I don’t know.”

The second says, “I don’t know.”

The third says, “Yes.”

 

[Justanatheist]

If it wasn't for my modesty I would be perfect.