Insult The Poster Before You!

[Wu Wei]

Knew Ollie and Stanley when they were kids...yes... he is that old

 

[Revoltingest]

He looks just like Oliver Hardy....a less handsome, less intelligent, but more grizzly version.

 

[Wu Wei]

he went to school with Oliver Hardy..... elementary school.... Oliver went on to graduate high school..... he gave up and moved on to toilet cleaning

 

[Revoltingest]

Is jealous that I am The Boss.

 

[Wu Wei]

Thinks being boss of the head means he is the boss of bosses

 

[Revoltingest]

He looks to me for orders given.
(Best decision he ever made.)

 

[Wu Wei]

Is a foul vile cur who should not be allowed in polite society.... he has horrible fashion sense...often wears a kilt, and only a kilt...on his head..... regularly attempts to play God save the queen with his flatulence in public places...he prefers subways for this activity...often seeks out nuns so he can assault them with his unintelligible verbal attacks and then trip them as they try and get away.... and steal girl scout cookies from actual girl scout every chance he gets...... other than that...he's not a bad guy

 

[Revoltingest]

Is a foul vile cur who should not be allowed in polite society.... he has horrible fashion sense...often wears a kilt, and only a kilt...on his head..... regularly attempts to play God save the queen with his flatulence in public places...he prefers subways for this activity...often seeks out nuns so he can assault them with his unintelligible verbal attacks and then trip them as they try and get away.... and steal girl scout cookies from actual girl scout every chance he gets...... other than that...he's not a bad guy

Is so hard up at inventing insults that he just watches me, & then posts his notes.
The disadvantage of having a tiny brain, with most of it devoted to smelling things.

 

[Wu Wei]

pungent prevaricator

 

[Revoltingest]

He ain't good fer nuthin sept make'n bacon.
(And his filthy mind gets the wrong inference.)

 

[Wu Wei]

Actually..he hates bacon.... he just says he likes it to try and fit in and to cover up for his inferiority complex

 

[Revoltingest]

One good thing about the bear.
When he's around, I don't feel inferior.

 

[Wu Wei]

And I cannot tell you how HAPPY Inferior is that he stop feeling it...eeeeeewwww disgusting

 

[Revoltingest]

I'd say that the bear makes no sense, but that wouldn't be an insult.
The bear stinks!
No....that's not one either.
Hmm......
The bear loves Madonna so much that he sings her songs at work.

 

[Wu Wei]

Dunderheaded diphthong dangling doofus delivers dorky diatribes

 

[Thief]

we don't care what dangles in your thong

keep it to yourself

 

[Wu Wei]

crazy cockchafer cuddling carouser

 

[Revoltingest]

Addled abysmally alliterating abscessed aardvark anointer!

 

[Wu Wei]

Wanton Wildebeest Wrangling Whack-a-doo

 

[Thief]

and we don't care the wanton wrangling of your whack-a-doo

disgusting loser