Insult The Poster Before You!

[idav]

Has a bias against toadstools.

 

[Revoltingest]

Upon hearing about toadstools,
he wondered about frogstools.
Then he discovered the horrible
unfairness to frogs.

 

[Wu Wei]

Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!

 

[idav]

He tried to steal Santas job and his wife!

 

[Wu Wei]

You really are a heel, You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel

 

[Brickjectivity]

Your heart is six sizes too small!

 

[Revoltingest]

His heart is constructed from a dozen weasel anuses.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Got his heart from a cracker jack box, then traded it for a tattoo.

 

[Revoltingest]

Got his heart from a cracker jack box, then traded it for a tattoo.

He farted into a Cracker Jack box, then traded it for kazoo.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Like a duck in a goose parade.

 

[idav]

I know you are but what am I??!!

 

[Brickjectivity]

The bark of a dog? The fart of a cow? How am I supposed to tell the difference?

 

[Wu Wei]

I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

 

[Wu Wei]

well apparently I took it to far and many took offense to my telling someone they would not be touched with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!....bunch of pansies

 

[Revoltingest]

He ate the last giant penguin (now extinct).

 

[Wu Wei]

you know.... they say you are what you eat.... and this is his favorite food

 

[Brickjectivity]

Wu Wei is all that was left after Bugs Bunny was finally through with tormenting Elmer Fudd.

 

[Wu Wei]

Is the person Pete Puma is based on

 

[Revoltingest]

He affects a French accent because he thinks it makes him sound sophisticated.
But huffing, chuffing & grunting still don't convey what he wants.

 

[Brickjectivity]

WWEI et Rev