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Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Revoltingest, Sep 17, 2015.

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  1. Brickjectivity

    Brickjectivity Veteran Member
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    #5541 Brickjectivity, Nov 29, 2017
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    Stains his pants
     
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  3. Wu Wei

    Wu Wei ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson

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    Doesn't wear pants.....ever...wears one of them thar Scottish Skirts like @Revoltingest
     
    #5543 Wu Wei, Dec 1, 2017
  4. Brickjectivity

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    Shall not be in the book of whose who, not that anyone reads it.
     
    #5544 Brickjectivity, Dec 1, 2017
  5. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest I have the kavorka
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    He's in the book of Whose Hoohoo.
     
    #5545 Revoltingest, Dec 1, 2017
  6. Wu Wei

    Wu Wei ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson

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    He's in the Guinness book of world records....for the most malodorous Scot
     
    #5546 Wu Wei, Dec 1, 2017
  7. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest I have the kavorka
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    He works for Guinness as the judge who sniffs Scots.
    He loves his job so much that he pays them for the privilege.
     
    #5547 Revoltingest, Dec 1, 2017
  8. Wu Wei

    Wu Wei ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson

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    What it lacks in originality he makes up with in plagiarism
     
    #5548 Wu Wei, Dec 1, 2017
  9. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest I have the kavorka
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    He loves Chinese opera, & likes to sing it at work.
    But it scares cats, who think one of their own is being tortured.
     
    #5549 Revoltingest, Dec 1, 2017
  10. Brickjectivity

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    A pedestrian mind squirrel that got run over by a car.
     
    #5550 Brickjectivity, Dec 2, 2017
  11. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest I have the kavorka
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    Underneath his moniker, it says "simple man".
    It should say "simpleton".


    And his socks are stinky!
     
    #5551 Revoltingest, Dec 3, 2017
  12. Wu Wei

    Wu Wei ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson

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    Under his moniker is where he sweeps all the dirt....
     
    #5552 Wu Wei, Dec 3, 2017
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    His warrior genes have mutated into whambulance genes.
     
    #5553 Brickjectivity, Dec 3, 2017
  14. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest I have the kavorka
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    He's genetically programmed to deserve being insulted.
    This thread is proof!
     
    #5554 Revoltingest, Dec 3, 2017
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    Thinks he can escape The avatar Louis
     
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  16. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest I have the kavorka
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    A wee bit'o catnip, & all the cats are rolling around on the ground, drunk as skunks.
     
    #5556 Revoltingest, Dec 3, 2017
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    Ha ha, he has been caught telling the truth, which is against his remit
     
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  19. Revoltingest

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    In real life, he's only a pontoon bridge.
     
    #5559 Revoltingest, Dec 5, 2017
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    You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!
     
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