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Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Revoltingest, Sep 17, 2015.

  1. Brickjectivity

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    His personal raincloud is a source of entertainment, but he stains the furniture.
     
  2. DavidFirth

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    Stains his pants
     
  3. Wu Wei

    Wu Wei ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson

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    Doesn't wear pants.....ever...wears one of them thar Scottish Skirts like @Revoltingest
     
  4. Brickjectivity

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    Shall not be in the book of whose who, not that anyone reads it.
     
  5. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest I have the kavorka
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    He's in the book of Whose Hoohoo.
     
  6. Wu Wei

    Wu Wei ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson

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    He's in the Guinness book of world records....for the most malodorous Scot
     
  7. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest I have the kavorka
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    He works for Guinness as the judge who sniffs Scots.
    He loves his job so much that he pays them for the privilege.
     
  8. Wu Wei

    Wu Wei ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson

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    What it lacks in originality he makes up with in plagiarism
     
  9. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest I have the kavorka
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    He loves Chinese opera, & likes to sing it at work.
    But it scares cats, who think one of their own is being tortured.
     
  10. Brickjectivity

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    A pedestrian mind squirrel that got run over by a car.
     
  11. Revoltingest

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    Underneath his moniker, it says "simple man".
    It should say "simpleton".


    And his socks are stinky!
     
  12. Wu Wei

    Wu Wei ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson

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    Under his moniker is where he sweeps all the dirt....
     
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    His warrior genes have mutated into whambulance genes.
     
  14. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest I have the kavorka
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    He's genetically programmed to deserve being insulted.
    This thread is proof!
     
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    Thinks he can escape The avatar Louis
     
  16. Revoltingest

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    A wee bit'o catnip, & all the cats are rolling around on the ground, drunk as skunks.
     
  17. Jedster

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    Ha ha, he has been caught telling the truth, which is against his remit
     
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    Became a politician, i.e. professional liar
     
  19. Revoltingest

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    In real life, he's only a pontoon bridge.
     
  20. Wu Wei

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    You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!
     
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