Insult The Poster Before You!

[Revoltingest]

Winning by winning in a thread which isn't about winning!

 

[Wu Wei]

Is so addlebrained and confused he has no idea what thread he is even posting in anymore

 

[Revoltingest]

His life's goal is to pat Matt Damon on the butt.
Aiming low in more ways than one, eh.

 

[Wu Wei]

Doesn't know the difference between a false accusation and an insult...but I guess you have to cut him some slack....he does have the IQ of a chipmunk after all

 

[Thief]

hmmmmm....which is smarter?

a chipmunk?....or a bear?

laying odds on the little guy....

 

[Wu Wei]

And both are smarter than a dirty PJ wearin', balloon sword wielding, faux ninjer

 

[Thief]

that's what you think....

oh.....sorry

you can't think

 

[Wu Wei]

Has potential to be a good ninja.... stealthy, able to fight, hard to see, has black PJs, very skilled at wearing a mask....except for one thing....you can smell him a mile way...that is how they find him...every single time

 

[Revoltingest]

He's a bear.

No, wait...that's too insulting.
He's a dangerous stinky woodland creature who is a waste of air.

 

[Wu Wei]

He's a Scot

No, wait...that's too insulting.
He's a fetid witless drunkard who is a waste of...well....everything

 

[Wirey]

Misunderstood baring your soul and exposed shoe bottoms.

 

[Thief]

needs to move north
away from sunshine.....and people

 

[Brickjectivity]

Wirey only you could draw me back into this festering sinkhole of a thread. Otherwise it would become some kind of Wirey Cherub World Thread. Somebody's got to uphold standards of humor and somewhat interesting posts.

 

[Thief]

needs to move north
away from sunshine.....
would be happy with @Wirey

 

[Brickjectivity]

Sells ninja services door to door. Ding dong. Hello, sir. I am a humble local ninja looking for employment worthy of my assassinry skills. I also do odd jobs like back rubs, sing, do yardwork, walk pets or you name it. I am also very hungry and would appreciate some tofu, rice or some nice leftovers whatever you have in the kitchen is fine.

 

[Revoltingest]

He really wanted to meet his idol, Jeff Bezos.
So he wrote Jeff a letter, expressing this wish.
Alas, the multi-billionaire was inconsolably
offended by the misspelling of his name as "Bozos".

 

[Brickjectivity]

He has weak pinkies.

 

[Revoltingest]

He has weak pinkies.

Only my left one (which is quite damaged)...
....ya corn syrup slurp'n, poodle wash'n, walnut diddler!

 

[Rough Beast Sloucher]

His elbows are not equally pointy.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Damaged his pinkie by sipping wine with bad manners.