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[DallasApple]

Oh and I just called my dad?..He said my grandmother wasnt in the mood that she has a headache.But she said maybe later tonight.He said he's gettign frustrated with her acting like havig sex with him is just another chore she has to accomplish.So I told him I felt so bad for him I'll be right over to to help him out with that.Maybe if we do it right in front of grandmother she will get jealous and start being more available to him.
ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE MBALL MESS HIMSELF AT WORK?

No..this has been an ongoing problem..My dad said at first grandmother was like a hot tamale.(my brother confirms this and so does my mom)..that she wanted it at least once a day and sometimes twice..She wore lingerie and was very adventurous and unihibited..But over time??..She went blind..got osteophorosis...high blood pressure and such..She shrunk to 4ft 11 and so on. She just for whatever reason became uninterested But thats no excuse to turn down your son in law for regular sexual release..I mean he's only asking for a reasonable once or twice a week!She needs to be responsible and at least try.

Blessings

Dallas

 

[+Xausted]

I mean he's only asking for a reasonable once or twice a week!She needs to be responsible and at least try.

is that the number that is classed as reasonable then? always wondered how many times a week other "couples" do it

 

[DallasApple]

I mean he's only asking for a reasonable once or twice a week!She needs to be responsible and at least try.

is that the number that is classed as reasonable then? always wondered how many times a week other "couples" do it

Apparrently the average is like 1.3 times a week..Around 68 times a year..

Blessings

Dallas

 

[+Xausted]

Apparrently the average is like 1.3 times a week..Around 68 times a year..

Blessings

Dallas

1.3? ha ha ha, how can you have sex .3 times? does that mean that you can get a third of the way through then you have to stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[DallasApple]

The interesting part is that most guys approve of incest in certain cases, but not in others. Why do you think they inherently don't see such a problem with two sisters, but hey do with other cases?

Im just saying there are many "acceptable" things that people get turned on watching or fantasizing about but would never either do themselves or want their loved ones to.

Not to get to personal but my husband would get turned on fantasizign about me doing all kinds of things but would have been "disturbed" by those very same turn ons if I did them in real life.

Blessings

Dallas

 

[.lava]

No its not just you...Lava?..I too had trouble understandign some of your post..Not just on this thread either..I mean no offense by that..I dont make sense all the time either.And you said you havent slept in 20 hours and that would explain it.But I still get the feeling English is not your native or primary language..

Blessings

Dallas

sorry for being late to say something. please warn me when i don't make sense. if it is because of language, i would find another way to express myself. ok?

as i read your latest posts i wonder what Mestemia would think about our strange progress here.

 

[DallasApple]

1.3? ha ha ha, how can you have sex .3 times? does that mean that you can get a third of the way through then you have to stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I dont know?..I guess the same way you can have 2.1 children.

But yeah...maybe you only get to 1st base one time a week..And to 3rd base once.Hmm...one does ponder over such questions...

Blessings

Dallas

 

[+Xausted]

Im just saying there are many "acceptable" things that people get turned on watching or fantasizing about but would never either do themselves or want their loved ones to.

Not to get to personal but my husband would get turned on fantasizign about me doing all kinds of things but would have been "disturbed" by those very same turn ons if I did them in real life.

Blessings

Dallas

thats the same for most people....i think thats the defining point though....somethings should remain a fantasy and not be acted upon if it is possible to cause harm
i mean, that gimp mask may look like fun, but it sure does chaff

 

[+Xausted]

I dont know?..I guess the same way you can have 2.1 children.

But yeah...maybe you only get to 1st base one time a week..And to 3rd base once.Hmm...one does ponder over such questions...

Blessings

Dallas

right can you clear up some Americanism for me?
what is this base thing? dont get which base is what
what is a twinky
why does everyone seem to fly flags in their gardens on programmes(he he he exagerating i know)

 

[Magic Man]

1.3? ha ha ha, how can you have sex .3 times? does that mean that you can get a third of the way through then you have to stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you ever seen Al Bundy have sex? That explains the .3 times thing.

 

[DallasApple]

thats the same for most people....i think thats the defining point though....somethings should remain a fantasy and not be acted upon if it is possible to cause harm
i mean, that gimp mask may look like fun, but it sure does chaff

Exactly..and some of it I didnt even want him fantisizing about in the first place..I was like "ummm" why would you think of me doing somethign like that?..I think he got some of his "ideas" form watching porn..But he woud put me in the womans place in his head.

Blessings

Dallas

 

[+Xausted]

Have you ever seen Al Bundy have sex? That explains the .3 times thing.

no, i like my porn stars to be actractive

 

[+Xausted]

Exactly..and some of it I didnt even want him fantisizing about in the first place..I was like "ummm" why would you think of me doing somethign like that?..I think he got some of his "ideas" form watching porn..But he woud put me in the womans place in his head.

Blessings

Dallas

thats actually quite sweet, the fact that he puts you in his head....
and its good that he voices stuff
really, dont knock it, its no fun the other way round

 

[DallasApple]

right can you clear up some Americanism for me?
what is this base thing? dont get which base is what
what is a twinky
why does everyone seem to fly flags in their gardens on programmes(he he he exagerating i know)

1st base is like kissing and hugging and outside the clothing... 2nd base is like under the clothes or clothes off with more "involved" foreplay...3rd base is "all the way"..

Twinky= two of a kind or exactly alike..

And I have zero idea about the flags..

Blessings

Dallas

 

[+Xausted]

1st base is like kissing and hugging and outside the clothing... 2nd base is like under the close or close off with more "involved" foreplay...3rd base is "all the way"..

Twinky= two of a kind or exactly alike..
how can you eat that?
And I have zero idea about the flags..

Blessings

Dallas

fancy popping into chat?

 

[DallasApple]

sorry for being late to say something. please warn me when i don't make sense. if it is because of language, i would find another way to express myself. ok?

as i read your latest posts i wonder what Mestemia would think about our strange progress here.

O.K I will..and you do the same for me..becasue like I said I dont make myself clear all the time..

And I have no idea as to what anyone would think about the progress of this thread..

Blessings

Dallas

 

[DallasApple]

fancy popping into chat?

Okie doke!

Dallas

 

[Magic Man]

O.K I will..and you do the same for me..becasue like I said I dont make myself clear all the time..

And I have no idea as to what anyone would think about the progress of this thread..

Blessings

Dallas

There's progress on this thread!? Where?

 

[+Xausted]

There's progress on this thread!? Where?

i have stopped throwing a wobbler i think is what he means...we all friends again
(and off subject....come on, more grannie sex talk please on my thread)

 

[.lava]

There's progress on this thread!? Where?

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