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I think it was because FFH suggested that I was Katzpur reincarnated or something to that effect.Buttercup said:Yes, Katzpur is a girl but I was wondering why her name came up at all, silly!
Nutshell, you are loving this conversation darlin? At least it gets you back here to read something!
Buttercup said:Oh I see. I must have missed that!...Anyway Goodmorning Squirt!
Let's post some jokes in this thread to keep Nutshell entertained! I will dig a good one up!
:biglaugh: I know what the pink "thing" is. It just struck me as funny hearing it described that way.FFH said:The pink "thing" Buttercup was referring to is the female symbol in your profile box, that let's us know you are female.
The funny thing is, I totally think my avatar must be a tomcat! He's got such an attitude, don't you think?nutshell said:
I'm glad my farewell thread could turn into a discussion about Squirt's gender.
Yeah.Squirt said:The funny thing is, I totally think my avatar must be a tomcat! He's got such an attitude, don't you think?
Buttercup, where are the jokes, hun?
Squirt said::biglaugh: I know what the pink "thing" is. It just struck me as funny hearing it described that way.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!FFH said:Actually, Homer was not written by Homer but by another man of that name.
Sounds like a standup joke. HAHA!!Milton wrote Paradise Lost. Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained.
Buttercup said:I'm sorry for slacking my beloved Meat Helmet. Sunday's are busy around the Montague household with family and such. I hope you don't mind a rather tawdry joke (well, for LDS) but this is the funniest one I've heard all week. I did post it but it got passed over by many......
*author disclaimer.....I'm from Oregon.
A Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian are out riding horses.
The Texan pulls out an expensive bottle of whiskey, takes a long
draught, then another and suddenly throws it into the air, pulls out
his gun and shoots the bottle in midair.
The Californian looks at him and says, "What are you doing? That was a
perfectly good bottle of whiskey!"
The Texan says, "In Texas, there is plenty of whiskey and the bottles
are cheap."
A while later, not wanting to be outdone, the Californian pulls out a
bottle of champagne, takes a few sips, throws the champagne into the
air, pulls
out his gun and shoots it in midair.
The Oregonian can't believe his eyes, "What the heck did you do that
for? That was a perfectly good bottle of champagne!"
The Californian says, "In California, we have plenty of champagne and
bottles are cheap."
So, awhile later, the Oregonian pulls out a bottle of Widmer
Hefeweizen. He opens it, takes a sip, and then chugs the whole bottle.
He then puts the bottle in his saddlebag, pulls out his gun, and shoots
the Californian.
The Texan, shocked, says, "Why the hell did you do that?!"
The Oregonian replies, "In Oregon, we have plenty of Californians and
the bottles are worth a nickel.
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That's very funny!FFH said:And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so Man would not have to toil to change channels between ESPN and ESPN2. And Man gained pounds.
FFH said:More misunderstandings....
Heber and the Minister
I was going to say the same thing.nutshell said:I just wanted to pop in and same I'm ecstatic about Crash winning the Oscar for Best Picture! Go, Crash!