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If Evolution is Really, Really True, Then Why...

Sunstone

De Diablo Del Fora
Premium Member
I've been closely watching my next door neighbor's cat for signs of its evolving into a new species now for over two weeks now, and so far nothing. Nada. Zilch. No signs of it becoming a new species at all. So, if evolution is really true, then why is it so boring?



Check-mate, evolutionists.
 

Tumah

Veteran Member
Sorry. If anything this is a proof to the evolutionist side. Science is usually pretty cut and dry, with scientists a fairly boring lot. If you are claiming this cat is already boring, don't be surprised to wake up one morning with a list of every Fibonacci Prime Number written in cat-scratch handwriting (another similarity with scientists), scribbled near your petunias.
 

bobhikes

Nondetermined
Premium Member
If evolution is really true then why did the Robin's show up in March Just before 2 big snow storms. The Robins won't survive very long if they keep doing that and it was annoying as it gave me false hope for the start of spring.

Evolution is really annoying.
 

Dingbat

Avatar of Brittania
Evolution is false! It is simply there to surrender our consciousness to the BRAINWORMS! FEAR THE WORM!
 

Nyingjé Tso

Tänpa Yungdrung zhab pä tän gyur jig
Because cats are already the only fully evolved complete species of the world. They are only pretending to be inferiors and vulnerable to fool us into thinking we are the most intelligent and evolved species, but just wait some more time until the cateship comes back from conquering Andromeda034, they will bring the awwtimate weapon of doom that will allow them to take their final form and merge into a giant sentient mecha kitty that will take over the world.

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Just wait for it, puny human !

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4consideration

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Premium Member
I've been closely watching my next door neighbor's cat for signs of its evolving into a new species now for over two weeks now, and so far nothing. Nada. Zilch. No signs of it becoming a new species at all. So, if evolution is really true, then why is it so boring?



Check-mate, evolutionists.

You're wasting your time. You'll never see it happen.

Evolution is like a long-awaited phone call. It always happens when you're in the bathroom.
 

bobhikes

Nondetermined
Premium Member
You know I want to fly like the birds, I used to dream of flying, my son's want to be able to fly. Flying would be good for us. Flying would be better for survival especially with all the tall buildings we made. Evolution can't be true because we don't Fly.

If evolution was really really true we would be born with wings.
 

Dingbat

Avatar of Brittania
You know I want to fly like the birds, I used to dream of flying, my son's want to be able to fly. Flying would be good for us. Flying would be better for survival especially with all the tall buildings we made. Evolution can't be true because we don't Fly.

If evolution was really really true we would be born with wings.

Or Rhino horns.
 

illykitty

RF's pet cat
You're only focusing on one cat, mine has already evolved the ability to troll. He enjoys doing that to us on a daily basis. Who knows what's going to be next?
 
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