Spiderman
Veteran Member
I don't claim to be any better than the average poster at RF. If you are law abiding, educated, productive member of society who follows the golden rule, you are better than myself.
But I am better than God. You know why I don't heal quadriplegics, establish women's equality in terribly misogynistic places like Saudi-Arabia, or help police catch pedophiles and mass-murderers?? Because I can't!!
If I were God, and I could, you bet I would.
I would tell Adolf Hitler, Sadaam Hussein, Osama Bin Laden, Jeffry Dahmer, Ted Bundy, Charles Manson, and other such people, "please don't even think about it or I will kill you! Now, if you want to be healthy and not be a sociopath, just ask, and I will give you healthy desires and a change of heart. And Ted, I might create for you the perfect masochistic woman for who likes to be controlled, as long as you don't kill her, alright!" (sorta joking. I'd make them perfect for each other. )
If I had a problem with homosexuals, I would simply make them heterosexual and then problem solved!
I would give pedophiles the ability to choose whether they want to be attracted to people their own age or not, and as a Father to all people, I wouldn't let them touch or rape any of my kids. I would actually be a responsible father and restrain them.
I would anoint some yummy young ladies to work the miracles of Moses, Elijah, Jesus, and Michael the Archangel, and send them to Saudi Arabia, Iran, Pakistan, (and other places that do stupid things like imprison women for getting raped or showing hair) and preferably they would be wearing thongs, bikinis, or lingerie in defiance of the misogynistic dress-code laws. They would be bullet proof, and have all kinds of Angels protecting them, and they would work miracles greater than the ones in Scripture to destroy all dark-aged tyranny and misogyny, release those who are imprisoned for stupid reasons, and establish healthy laws that actually make sense. It would be the age of girl power!
If I were God, instead of thousands of protestant denominations, Hindus, Jehovah's witnesses, Catholics, Orthodox, Muslims, atheists, Shintos, Buddhists, Jews, Polytheists, and countless others, I would simply speak to all people regularly and let them know the truth.
There would be no need for a Bible or Qur'an because I would speak to people regularly and if they needed a sacred text, they could get a pen and write down what I'm saying. But no need, I live in their heart and mind, and simply remind them.
I would make the blind see, the deaf hear, the Crippled walk, take away cancer, feed the hungry, cure HIV, and give people euphoria that is better than the best drug or the high that resembles being in love. And everyone would be beautiful and have a perfect body. And I give amputees new limbs.
I would make everyone like so many liberals these days in the sense that, people would have their inclinations to not be racist or bigots, and anyone could choose their race and appearance, and I provide.
And suddenly, if everyone gets tired of the euphoria, bliss, and dopamine, serotonin, norepinephrine, Gabba, adrenaline, and endorphin rush and decides they prefer not to exist....well, then I comfortably make them cease to exist. After giving them 40 days to think about it.
So, if I were God, I give sociopaths a conscience, help rapists lose the desire to rape, help wannabe killers lose the desire to kill, establish leaders who want what is most kind to others and what is most just. I protect children, outlaw sex-slavery, and rescue people from all forms of slavery (or prevent it from happening). No war. No terrorism. I tell everyone the truth so that no one is confused, feed the hungry, build mansions for the homeless, stop animal cruelty and slaughter houses. No need for tests on animals, I just tell researchers and scientists what they need to know!
People don't make many mistakes because I tell them what they should do.
I'll even give a transgender female a penis and testicles. Or vice versa.
However, everyone has a free-will still. I'm not violating free-will anymore than a police man or Angel violates free-will by arresting or killing threats to society.
Would you prefer that I was God? Keep in mind that if you like morphine, PCP, cocaine, Ketamine, Benzodiazepines, amphetamines, adrenaline, whatever, I'd make it grow on trees, put it in your lettuce. Only it would be safe, non-addictive, no comedown, or you simply ask me "God, please give me the epitome of joy, euphoria, and pleasure. God please give me an orgasm. God, please give me the perfect partner." And I would provide, as long as you weren't repeatedly rebelling against me and hurting others.
If you wanted your own Blimp, your own hot air balloon, your own wings, your own pet Dinosaur or pet whatever, your own submarine or yacht, your own walk on the moon or mars, just try to obey me and listen to me, and it shall be granted! No need for astronauts, everyone gets to go to mars, the moon, or Uranus. If you want to walk on the sun, well, that can be arranged honey! You want a boob job or something further south, just ask!
Keep in mind , in Scripture God made all things with the words of his mouth, and in Scripture turned a woman into a pillar of salt, made frogs materialize out of nothing, turned water into blood, destroyed cities with fire and brimstone, raised the dead, restored flesh to people where leprosy had eaten it away. This means, if I was God, I would have the power to do all this. No one gets tossed into a lake of fire either. Do you have any better ideas to add? Were I God, I would grant them most likely, as long as it didn't cause others suffering. Ask and you shall receive. Were I God, I would actually do what I say.
But I am better than God. You know why I don't heal quadriplegics, establish women's equality in terribly misogynistic places like Saudi-Arabia, or help police catch pedophiles and mass-murderers?? Because I can't!!
If I were God, and I could, you bet I would.
I would tell Adolf Hitler, Sadaam Hussein, Osama Bin Laden, Jeffry Dahmer, Ted Bundy, Charles Manson, and other such people, "please don't even think about it or I will kill you! Now, if you want to be healthy and not be a sociopath, just ask, and I will give you healthy desires and a change of heart. And Ted, I might create for you the perfect masochistic woman for who likes to be controlled, as long as you don't kill her, alright!" (sorta joking. I'd make them perfect for each other. )
If I had a problem with homosexuals, I would simply make them heterosexual and then problem solved!
I would give pedophiles the ability to choose whether they want to be attracted to people their own age or not, and as a Father to all people, I wouldn't let them touch or rape any of my kids. I would actually be a responsible father and restrain them.
I would anoint some yummy young ladies to work the miracles of Moses, Elijah, Jesus, and Michael the Archangel, and send them to Saudi Arabia, Iran, Pakistan, (and other places that do stupid things like imprison women for getting raped or showing hair) and preferably they would be wearing thongs, bikinis, or lingerie in defiance of the misogynistic dress-code laws. They would be bullet proof, and have all kinds of Angels protecting them, and they would work miracles greater than the ones in Scripture to destroy all dark-aged tyranny and misogyny, release those who are imprisoned for stupid reasons, and establish healthy laws that actually make sense. It would be the age of girl power!
If I were God, instead of thousands of protestant denominations, Hindus, Jehovah's witnesses, Catholics, Orthodox, Muslims, atheists, Shintos, Buddhists, Jews, Polytheists, and countless others, I would simply speak to all people regularly and let them know the truth.
There would be no need for a Bible or Qur'an because I would speak to people regularly and if they needed a sacred text, they could get a pen and write down what I'm saying. But no need, I live in their heart and mind, and simply remind them.
I would make the blind see, the deaf hear, the Crippled walk, take away cancer, feed the hungry, cure HIV, and give people euphoria that is better than the best drug or the high that resembles being in love. And everyone would be beautiful and have a perfect body. And I give amputees new limbs.
I would make everyone like so many liberals these days in the sense that, people would have their inclinations to not be racist or bigots, and anyone could choose their race and appearance, and I provide.
And suddenly, if everyone gets tired of the euphoria, bliss, and dopamine, serotonin, norepinephrine, Gabba, adrenaline, and endorphin rush and decides they prefer not to exist....well, then I comfortably make them cease to exist. After giving them 40 days to think about it.
So, if I were God, I give sociopaths a conscience, help rapists lose the desire to rape, help wannabe killers lose the desire to kill, establish leaders who want what is most kind to others and what is most just. I protect children, outlaw sex-slavery, and rescue people from all forms of slavery (or prevent it from happening). No war. No terrorism. I tell everyone the truth so that no one is confused, feed the hungry, build mansions for the homeless, stop animal cruelty and slaughter houses. No need for tests on animals, I just tell researchers and scientists what they need to know!
People don't make many mistakes because I tell them what they should do.
I'll even give a transgender female a penis and testicles. Or vice versa.
However, everyone has a free-will still. I'm not violating free-will anymore than a police man or Angel violates free-will by arresting or killing threats to society.
Would you prefer that I was God? Keep in mind that if you like morphine, PCP, cocaine, Ketamine, Benzodiazepines, amphetamines, adrenaline, whatever, I'd make it grow on trees, put it in your lettuce. Only it would be safe, non-addictive, no comedown, or you simply ask me "God, please give me the epitome of joy, euphoria, and pleasure. God please give me an orgasm. God, please give me the perfect partner." And I would provide, as long as you weren't repeatedly rebelling against me and hurting others.
If you wanted your own Blimp, your own hot air balloon, your own wings, your own pet Dinosaur or pet whatever, your own submarine or yacht, your own walk on the moon or mars, just try to obey me and listen to me, and it shall be granted! No need for astronauts, everyone gets to go to mars, the moon, or Uranus. If you want to walk on the sun, well, that can be arranged honey! You want a boob job or something further south, just ask!
Keep in mind , in Scripture God made all things with the words of his mouth, and in Scripture turned a woman into a pillar of salt, made frogs materialize out of nothing, turned water into blood, destroyed cities with fire and brimstone, raised the dead, restored flesh to people where leprosy had eaten it away. This means, if I was God, I would have the power to do all this. No one gets tossed into a lake of fire either. Do you have any better ideas to add? Were I God, I would grant them most likely, as long as it didn't cause others suffering. Ask and you shall receive. Were I God, I would actually do what I say.
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