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Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Revoltingest, Jul 13, 2020.

  1. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Christine's Uncle Fergus
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    . . . including chastity belts and ten foot poles.
     
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  3. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Christine's Uncle Fergus
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    I'm more a fan of promiscuity belts.
     
  4. Terry Sampson

    Terry Sampson ζει

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    "The Star Inn in St Just is a small pub which only serves drinks" caught me off guard. I read it too fast and thought he only serves "drunks".
     
  5. shunyadragon

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    Social distancing?
     
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    Cattle prods as backup.
     
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  8. Windwalker

    Windwalker Integralist
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  9. sun rise

    sun rise "This is the Hour of God"
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    For the Irish, have something Irish to make them feel at home

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    They are called Corona Parties:

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  11. shunyadragon

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    Cure for Irish hangovers.
     
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  12. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Christine's Uncle Fergus
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    For RF staff only though.
     
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    It's alright; we've banned the virus.
     
  14. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Christine's Uncle Fergus
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    It was caught proselytizing, eh.
     
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  15. shunyadragon

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    Hex, curse, magic potion, vampire killer, or pagan priest with potions?
     
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    Rival Noahide
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    Hammer.
     
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  17. shunyadragon

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    Thor's?
     
  18. Heyo

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    No, Ben's. That's why it's called the Ben Hammer.
     
  19. shunyadragon

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    I prefer Ben & Jerry's club.
     
  20. Evangelicalhumanist

    Evangelicalhumanist "Truth" isn't a thing...
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    Ten foot Poles? !!!!!

    Is that height, or frontal projection? :eek:
     
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