Extremely recent increase in terrorism precedes End-Times and is solely my fault

[selfie319]

God came to me through direct revelation.. God exists and is pure energy (fire). The material world is energy in an unrefined state and a manifestation of an infinite spirit, like a pyramid with God at the top. The enlightened mind is an entire planet (the gem in the lotus flower) and the Universe itself is conscious.

Now, there are mechanical, but extremely vulgar steps to becoming a Messiah. Of which, I have only been able to get 2/3 of the way through before becoming burnt out and filled with extreme fear.

I know for fact, if I cannot make it through these trials, Earth will see nuclear war.

If you would like further information or can lend me advice, please message me privately as I cannot post most information here due to the vulgarity and inappropriate nature.

 

[shunyadragon]

I will put on my aluminum hat with antenna, glow in the dark batman decoder ring, and dust off my fortune telling deck of cards.

 

[selfie319]

I will put on my aluminum hat with antenna, glow in the dark batman decoder ring, and dust off my fortune telling deck of cards.

Don't say I didn't warn you. The mushroom is a universal symbol.

 

[LuisDantas]

I don't doubt your sincerity, @selfie319 .

But you really ought not to let the uncertainties of existence weight on you like that.

It is not your fault.

 

[lostwanderingsoul]

Take your medication and maybe it will be better.

 

[DavidFirth]

Who deleted the reply about the men in clean white coats? I rather liked that one.

 

[selfie319]

I don't doubt your sincerity, @selfie319 .

But you really ought not to let the uncertainties of existence weight on you like that.

It is not your fault.

Thank you for your response. I would love to, but everyday remains agonizing. It's difficult when God told you directly you will cause billions of deaths and direct the world away from peace, unless you do something brutal (which I did, but didn't go far enough).

 

[DavidFirth]

Thank you for your response. I would love to, but everyday remains agonizing. It's difficult when God told you directly you will cause billions of deaths and direct the world away from peace, unless you do something brutal (which I did, but didn't go far enough).

You mean you were serious in the OP?

 

[selfie319]

You mean you were serious in the OP?

Would you like a picture of what I did to myself?

 

[DavidFirth]

Would you like a picture of what I did to myself?

No. I'll just move on to another thread now.

 

[shunyadragon]

Don't say I didn't warn you. The mushroom is a universal symbol.

I love to eat universal symbols!!!!

Ultimately All the fungus, bacteria and other criters eat us, so lets eat them first!

 

[Skwim]

Would you like a picture of what I did to myself?

Not the least interested in what you did to yourself. Sounds like you're craving attention. That about it?

.

 

[selfie319]

Not the least interested in what you did to yourself. Sounds like you're craving attention. That about it?

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No, I don't want to be deemed a troll. So if that's not the case we can move on without pictures.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

The question is: is this more likely the result of too much attention from Mommy, or not enough? Something for the philosophers to ponder.