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Cereal killers!
A true Scotsman puts the cereal & fruit in the bowl first.
Only then will he pour the milk.
Not in the cereal.What, no haggis?
My university days Scot landlord/employer brought oatmeal along as a snack when he came by. But the odd thing for me, was that he put salt on it. 'Necessary' he claimed. Dadgummit he was cheap though. The cheapest light bulbs that only lasted a couple of months. (I was the caretaker of 24 suites, for free rent.)A true Scotsman puts the cereal & fruit in the bowl first.
Only then will he pour the milk.
That reminds me.....My university days Scot landlord/employer brought oatmeal along as a snack when he came by. But the odd thing for me, was that he put salt on it. 'Necessary' he claimed. Dadgummit he was cheap though. The cheapest light bulbs that only lasted a couple of months. (I was the caretaker of 24 suites, for free rent.)
Not in the cereal.
Haggis is for later...for dessert.
Hector, our old neighbour, liked to put friendly bets on hockey, during Stanley Cup playoffs. Not knowing Dad and Uncle actually spoke to each other, he'd place a bet with each, but on opposite teams, so he couldn't lose. (True story)That reminds me.....
Do you know why Scots use velcro wallets?
Cuz they cry when opened.
Scotch is the beverage which accompanies the entire meal.Do you put the Scotch in the bowl first or pour it over the haggis?
Reminds me of the Dean Martin Roast of Jimmy Stewart...That reminds me.....
Do you know why Scots use velcro wallets?
Cuz they cry when opened.