Do you put the milk in first?

[Spiderman]

Please tell me you aren't one of those people who pours milk in a bowl and then adds the cereal afterwards! It is painful to even think about that!

Such people do actually exist!

 

[Rough Beast Sloucher]

Cereal killers!

 

[Rival]

Dry cereal. Fewer calories. Less washing.

 

[Salvador]

I've always poured the milk over my cereal, but sometimes the milk splashes over the side of the bowl; I'm certainly not one who cries over spilt milk, but maybe it would be wiser to pour the milk first so as to decrease the chances of milk spillage; nobody likes to clean up after wasted milk. Right?

 

[Vinayaka]

No different than like dipping small cookies, and accidentally dropping them.

 

[Salvador]

Cereal killers!

Somebody was found drowned to death in a bathtub filled with milk, cheerios, and sliced up bananas; the police have determined this was the work of a cereal killer. ...

 

[Rival]

On second reading the title looks like a bizarre sexual innuendo.

 

[Revoltingest]

A true Scotsman puts the cereal & fruit in the bowl first.
Only then will he pour the milk.

 

[Rough Beast Sloucher]

A true Scotsman puts the cereal & fruit in the bowl first.
Only then will he pour the milk.

What, no haggis?

 

[Revoltingest]

What, no haggis?

Not in the cereal.
Haggis is for later...for dessert.

 

[Vinayaka]

A true Scotsman puts the cereal & fruit in the bowl first.
Only then will he pour the milk.

My university days Scot landlord/employer brought oatmeal along as a snack when he came by. But the odd thing for me, was that he put salt on it. 'Necessary' he claimed. Dadgummit he was cheap though. The cheapest light bulbs that only lasted a couple of months. (I was the caretaker of 24 suites, for free rent.)

 

[Revoltingest]

My university days Scot landlord/employer brought oatmeal along as a snack when he came by. But the odd thing for me, was that he put salt on it. 'Necessary' he claimed. Dadgummit he was cheap though. The cheapest light bulbs that only lasted a couple of months. (I was the caretaker of 24 suites, for free rent.)

That reminds me.....
Do you know why Scots use velcro wallets?
Cuz they cry when opened.

 

[Rough Beast Sloucher]

Not in the cereal.
Haggis is for later...for dessert.

Do you put the Scotch in the bowl first or pour it over the haggis?

 

[Vinayaka]

That reminds me.....
Do you know why Scots use velcro wallets?
Cuz they cry when opened.

Hector, our old neighbour, liked to put friendly bets on hockey, during Stanley Cup playoffs. Not knowing Dad and Uncle actually spoke to each other, he'd place a bet with each, but on opposite teams, so he couldn't lose. (True story)

He was a renowned talker, and when they buried him, one of the diggers, another neighbour, quipped , "Ol Hec ain't gonna talk his way outa this one.'

 

[Revoltingest]

Do you put the Scotch in the bowl first or pour it over the haggis?

Scotch is the beverage which accompanies the entire meal.
It also precedes the meal. And follows the meal.

 

[Windwalker]

Sometimes, I just eat the cereal dry, and then follow it up with a nice milk chaser.

 

[Hockeycowboy]

That reminds me.....
Do you know why Scots use velcro wallets?
Cuz they cry when opened.

Reminds me of the Dean Martin Roast of Jimmy Stewart...
Mickey Rooney said that, although everyone knew Jimmy was Irish, they didn’t know he was only half-Irish: the other half was Scottish.

So, while “half of Jimmy liked to drink all the time, the other half didn’t want to pay for it.”


That sure made me laugh.