It came out that atheists eat babies and cats and fishes and birds and clowns, but this is something. Atheists eat their partners before the orgasm?
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- Thread starter Songbird
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It came out that atheists eat babies and cats and fishes and birds and clowns, but this is something. Atheists eat their partners before the orgasm?
Songbird
She rules her life like a bird in flight
Guess we just have different tastes. Barrymore is a little thick for what I find sexually attractive, though I agree she is incredibly aesthetically attractive.
Who could deny this though?
Yes please Ms. Beckinsale, I've been naughty!!
Then again, maybe *she's* been naughty...
Hooooly hotness, Mistress.
otokage007
Well-Known Member
:biglaugh:
You know what, I'm a generous mistress. Feed me some grapes by the pool (ignore the rest of the harem that's fanning me off so I don't burn in the hot sun) and anything you desire shall be yours!
The Neo Nerd
Well-Known Member
Guess we just have different tastes. Barrymore is a little thick for what I find sexually attractive, though I agree she is incredibly aesthetically attractive.
Who could deny this though?
She is indeed attractive, but she's all skin and bone.
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But Drew, she's all curves and soft lines, a much better choice to snuggle up with in front of a fire on a cold winters night.
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She has lowercase "b" shaped boobs. Not my thing
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The Neo Nerd
Well-Known Member
Kilgore Trout
Misanthropic Humanist
Guess we just have different tastes. Barrymore is a little thick for what I find sexually attractive, though I agree she is incredibly aesthetically attractive.
Who could deny this though?
Yes please Ms. Beckinsale, I've been naughty!!
Then again, maybe *she's* been naughty...
Is torturing us straight guys a hobby of yours or something?
waitasec
Veteran Member
:biglaugh:
McBell
mantra-chanting henotheistic snake handler
Hobby or not, she is damn good at it.
FluentYank3825
Ironic Idealist
Atheism is the number that falls between Seventheism and Ninetheism.
St Giordano Bruno
Well-Known Member
An atheist is a Catholic, because he does not believe in God but is too scared to tell him.