Define atheism

[9-10ths_Penguin]

I hear that atheists don't eat atheists because they taste funny?

But babies are atheists, and we eat them.

*runs away before Copernicus can argue that babies aren't atheists*

 

[atanu]

But babies are atheists, and we eat them.

*runs away before Copernicus can argue that babies aren't atheists*

Copernicus has a few babies on his plate now, Don't worry. But, you know, what you say is debatable. You know, it is still not clear whether babies are atheists or atheists are babies. But the established fact is that atheists taste funny -- not at all like babies.

 

[Songbird]

I'm just happy we're talking about babies.

 

[Gjallarhorn]

I'm just happy we're talking about babies.

:highfive:

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

Copernicus has a few babies on his plate now, Don't worry. But, you know, what you say is debatable. You know, it is still not clear whether babies are atheists or atheists are babies. But the established fact is that atheists taste funny -- not at all like babies.

Good point. If babies don't taste like atheists, then I guess they're not atheists.

I'm just happy we're talking about babies.

There is nothing more touching than when a baby looks up at you with those big eyes from its marinating bowl. When that happens, it's sometimes hard for me to put it back in the fridge.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

I'm just happy we're talking about babies.

That's funny, because they're not at all happy that you're talking about them.

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

That's funny, because they're not at all happy that you're talking about them.

Their ears are burning.

I really have to do something about the uneven heat on my barbecue.

 

[Songbird]

There is nothing more touching than when a baby looks up at you with those big eyes from its marinating bowl. When that happens, it's sometimes hard for me to put it back in the fridge.

:biglaugh:

 

[otokage007]

I'm an atheist and I really like kittens... :drool:

 

[The Neo Nerd]

I hear that atheists don't eat atheists because they taste funny?

No they don't eat clowns for that reason

 

[The Neo Nerd]

I'm an atheist and I really like kittens... :drool:

Me to, they go great with a nice mushroom and cracked black pepper sauce.

 

[Songbird]

Me to, they go great with a nice mushroom and cracked black pepper sauce.

A sauce...from cracked black pepper?! Clearly an atheist idea. How do you sleep at night?

 

[bushidogrendel]

Atheism is a land of nutjobs, wackos, and delicious kittens.

Right?

absolutely, atheists have no morals and are destroying society. they should be outlawed like mc donald's for fat **cks, and buttsex for filthy gays(males only, cause god knows lesbos are hot).

 

[Songbird]

absolutely, atheists have no morals and are destroying society. they should be outlawed like mc donald's for fat **cks, and buttsex for filthy gays(males only, cause god knows lesbos are hot).

Right. Though I'd take a more compassionate approach, cuz I'm like that, and I'd put them all in a designated area, reserved just for them. No one's ever done that!

 

[Meow Mix]

So cute.

You stop hitting on my [other] woman, even if she doesn't know she's my other woman!

 

[otokage007]

absolutely, atheists have no morals and are destroying society. they should be outlawed like mc donald's for fat **cks, and buttsex for filthy gays(males only, cause god knows lesbos are hot).

AMEN! :yes:

 

[St Giordano Bruno]

All atheists want is just a little more privacy in their bedrooms.

 

[ryanam]

If only the many priests had had a little more privacy in their chambers with the children who were robbed of their childhoods. Religion might seem a little cleaner, at least.

 

[St Giordano Bruno]

Atheists are not hypocrites who hide behind a false institution of morality to abuse young children in presbyteries, etc.

 

[Desert Snake]

I was wondering when someone would take this thread seriously. THANK YOU.

But I'm not sure what your point is. God doesn't like lesbians?

I was taking this thread seriously.