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Clowns kkkick Nazis out of Knoxville

Nanda

Nanda

Polyanna
From the Ashville Indymedia; full article here: Clowns KKKick KKK ***! - Asheville Indymedia

Alex Linder the founder of VNN and the lead organizer of the rally kicked off events by rushing the clowns in a fit of rage, and was promptly arrested by 4 Knoxville police officers who dropped him to the ground when he resisted and dragged him off past the red shiny shoes of the clowns. http://www.volunteertv.com/home/headlines/7704982.html

“White Power!” the Nazi’s shouted, “White Flour?” the clowns yelled back running in circles throwing flour in the air and raising separate letters which spelt “White Flour”.

“White Power!” the Nazi’s angrily shouted once more, “White flowers?” the clowns cheers and threw white flowers in the air and danced about merrily.

“White Power!” the Nazi’s tried once again in a doomed and somewhat funny attempt to clarify their message, “ohhhhhh!” the clowns yelled “Tight Shower!” and held a solar shower in the air and all tried to crowd under to get clean as per the Klan’s directions.

At this point several of the Nazi’s and Klan members began clutching their hearts as if they were about to have a heart attack. Their beady eyes bulged, and the veins in their tiny narrow foreheads beat in rage. One last time they screamed “White Power!”

The clown women thought they finally understood what the Klan was trying to say. “Ohhhhh…” the women clowns said. “Now we understand…”, “WIFE POWER!” they lifted the letters up in the air, grabbed the nearest male clowns and lifted them in their arms and ran about merrily chanting “WIFE POWER! WIFE POWER! WIFE POWER!”
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Booko

Booko

Deviled Hen
“White Power!” the Nazi’s shouted, “White Flour?” the clowns yelled back running in circles throwing flour in the air and raising separate letters which spelt “White Flour”.
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:biglaugh:

Maybe if the Nazis had a sense of humour they wouldn't be Nazis.
 
lizskid

lizskid

BANNED
Oooh, I hope they travel around the country to every rally and do the same thing...sort of like a GOOD phelps gang.
 
doppelganger

doppelganger

Through the Looking Glass
Wait 'til the end when the radio shock jock gives a 5 minute speech. Quite interesting, as he brags about the presence of KKK members on the police force. All clowning aside, don't forget this is still Knoxville we're talking about.
 
Quagmire

Quagmire

Imaginary talking monkey
Staff member
Premium Member
YIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEESSS!!!

THE PUN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD!!!!!!! (where's the fist in the air holding a rubber chicken smilie?)

You just made my whole week Nanda :)
 
Buttons*

Buttons*

Glass half Panda'd
doppelgänger;930813 said:
Wait 'til the end when the radio shock jock gives a 5 minute speech. Quite interesting, as he brags about the presence of KKK members on the police force. All clowning aside, don't forget this is still Knoxville we're talking about.
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I have to wonder how much truth was in that list bit of speech :(
 
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