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Am I The Antichrist ?
- Thread starter Paranoid Android
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Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber
Has a church transformer ever blown in your presence?
Kuzcotopia
If you can read this, you are as lucky as I am.
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Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber
I don't know what phrasing means.
But that a transformer going to a church blowing as I passed the church, that really did happen. I even saw the repair crew when I went passed it again.
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Paranoid Android
Active Member
I admit I AM THE ANTICHRIST !!! For all people that hate African-Americans, gay folks, transgender folks. Asian folks, Mexicans- I AM WORSE THAN ANY OF THEM !! I live on S.S.D.I, I don't work, I eat on food stamps, I vote Democrat- I AM THE ANTICHRIST !!! I am the loathsome vomit that coagulates on the dirt, filthy bathroom floor. I am the same as a filthy, dirty horrible shack that crackers on methamphetamines have up in the Appalachian Mountains. I AM THE ANTICHRIST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You need Jesus.
Paranoid Android
Active Member
Nah, because Jesus is dead.
Paranoid Android
Active Member
I plan on personally sending America to bankruptcy.
Even dead he is the answer for everything.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber
I'm a neo-Marxist communist. I am very pro-drug. I even sing the praises of Lucifer. My case worker wants to get my on SSDI. I'm also a free-thinking artist. I'm also an Aspie, which means I can potentially be very brutal in my bluntness (especially in real life, where I do not have time to consider what I am saying). I often am considered to be cold and calloused.
And a church transformer blew as I passed by!
Paranoid Android
Active Member
Well, what kind of answer am I to expect from a CORPSE ? I think you need to see a psychiatrist.
Kuzcotopia
If you can read this, you are as lucky as I am.
You're doing it wrong. You need to get yourself a nice suit and clean up. Work on the personal charisma.
You have to be a sociopath. Work on your people skills so you can soothe the norms.
You can do it!
One meaning of Antichrist (arguably the "right" one) is "anyone who is not a Christian", so I suppose you are. Welcome. Have you tasted the orange juice?
I might be more antichrister than you are cuz I started 2 religions:
1) Born Again Pedestrianism - It's for people without a religion, but need one to put on hospital admission forms. (Yes, they accept this one.)
2) Revoltifarianism - it's for....uh....why not?
If you could conjure up a demon, what makes you think that you would have authority over it?
BSM1
What? Me worry?
Pedestrianism? Sounds...erm...exhausting. You might want to look into this new sect: Pedantrism.
Pedestrianism annoys others less than Pedantrism.
I should know...I practice both.
BSM1
What? Me worry?
And sometimes spandex or studded leather.
Or dungarees.