Adam Has No Nipples.

[angellous_evangellous]

Eris and Eros. For many men, the nipples are still an erogenous zone. Where would Eve attach the nipple clips during S&M otherwise?

*blows trollish coffee out of nose*

 

[sandy whitelinger]

You can clearly see that the uncircumsized Adam has both nipples and a belly button.

 

[doppelganger]

You can clearly see that the uncircumsized Adam has both nipples and a belly button.

And probably a self-esteem problem, too.

 

[lilithu]

Bacterial bank, to 'reboot' the gut with beneficial bacteria after these have been wahed out from a bout of cholera or dysentery, according to an article in the Journal of Theoretical Biology.

Fine, yall have convinced me. God is perfect so God created us perfectly. :sarcastic

 

[lilithu]

And probably a self-esteem problem, too.

Hey, you might experience shrinkage too, in the presence of the Almighty.

 

[doppelganger]

Hey, you might experience shrinkage too, in the presence of the Almighty.

I owe you frubals but I'm out for the day.

 

[+Xausted]

Heh, I just had a thought on this very bizare topic. If someone today was born without nipples (people are born without loads of the normal body bits, so this could happen) would that signify that they were divenly sent from God? Also what about people who loose their nipples through cosmetic surgery - could that signify that the are the modern prophets?

 

[Tau]

Hey, you might experience shrinkage too, in the presence of the Almighty.

Fear does that...hehe

 

[Tau]

Heh, I just had a thought on this very bizare topic. If someone today was born without nipples (people are born without loads of the normal body bits, so this could happen) would that signify that they were divenly sent from God? Also what about people who loose their nipples through cosmetic surgery - could that signify that the are the modern prophets?

So if I have a nipple ectomy you will all bow down and worship me as your new messiah?

I'l book an appointment with Dr Nick asap...

 

[+Xausted]

So if I have a nipple ectomy you will all bow down and worship me as your new messiah?

I'l book an appointment with Dr Nick asap...

lol, I don't even believe in my own existence some days, let alone a Divine one

 

[fantome profane]

Heh, I just had a thought on this very bizare topic. If someone today was born without nipples (people are born without loads of the normal body bits, so this could happen) would that signify that they were divenly sent from God? Also what about people who loose their nipples through cosmetic surgery - could that signify that the are the modern prophets?

It does happen. It is rare but the condition known as Athelia.

(I learned about this condition when a friend of mine was taking a painting class, painting female nudes. He couldn’t paint nipples, so all of his paintings suffered from this condition.)

 

[Draka]

You can clearly see that the uncircumsized Adam has both nipples and a belly button.

As I can clearly see that God wears a billowy pink shirt...hmmm...where can we possibly go with that?

 

[lilithu]

As I can clearly see that God wears a billowy pink shirt...hmmm...where can we possibly go with that?

Moreover, beneath God's billowy pink shirt, the Almighty clearly has nipples. :cover:

 

[Draka]

Moreover, beneath God's billowy pink shirt, the Almighty clearly has nipples. :cover:

Which begs the question...Who's attaching the nipple clips to him?

 

[doppelganger]

Which begs the question...Who's attaching the nipple clips to him?

Sophia?

 

[Hema]

Isn't this why God gave babies thumbs?

Babies suck on almost anything they can find. I think thumbs were more for grasping stuff better.

 

[Hema]

Hmm I can picture the old ladies' expressions on the bus....in fact I think if one were to attempt that particular cultural idiosyncracy in Britain one would stand a fair chance of getting a swift beating and then be promptly arrested, all is perception.

I can only imagine....a father might be called "pervert." Like you said, it because of the cultural differences.

 

[sandy whitelinger]

As I can clearly see that God wears a billowy pink shirt...hmmm...where can we possibly go with that?

You can also surmise from the outlines in His nightshirt that He has nipples as well.

 

[+Xausted]

I am much more concerned with what looks like a small child with his back to us, very near Gods nether regions....what is going on there I wonder?

 

[Draka]

I am much more concerned with what looks like a small child with his back to us, very near Gods nether regions....what is going on there I wonder?

Shoot, he's surrounded by fat little cherubs all around him, wearing a billowy pink shirt, he's nippin', and he's reaching for a naked man with a limp wrist and a tiny penis. This is one ODD picture. Makes you wonder what Michelangelo really thought of God.