The Voice of Reason
Doctor of Thinkology
A union man, a CEO, and a Tea Party member are sitting in a pastry shop, when the waitress brings over a plate with a dozen chocolate chip cookies on it.
The CEO eats one of the cookies and puts ten more in his pocket. He then turns to the Tea Party member and says "You better keep an eye on that union man - he wants a piece of your cookie".
The CEO eats one of the cookies and puts ten more in his pocket. He then turns to the Tea Party member and says "You better keep an eye on that union man - he wants a piece of your cookie".