A union man ...

[The Voice of Reason]

A union man, a CEO, and a Tea Party member are sitting in a pastry shop, when the waitress brings over a plate with a dozen chocolate chip cookies on it.

The CEO eats one of the cookies and puts ten more in his pocket. He then turns to the Tea Party member and says "You better keep an eye on that union man - he wants a piece of your cookie".

 

[Reverend Rick]

Good one!

 

[Levite]

Excellent!!

 

[Alceste]

Lol. Yep. That sums it up.

 

[esmith]

A union man, a CEO, and a Tea Party member are sitting in a pastry shop, when the waitress brings over a plate with a dozen chocolate chip cookies on it.

The CEO eats one of the cookies and puts ten more in his pocket. He then turns to the Tea Party member and says "You better keep an eye on that union man - he wants a piece of your cookie".

Then the union man yells "scab" jumps up, beats the crap out of the CEO and walks off with the cookies.

 

[tumbleweed41]

Then the union man yells "scab" jumps up, beats the crap out of the CEO and walks off with the cookies.

Naw, the scab is the temp employee breaking off pieces of the cookie to feed to the CEO.

 

[Engyo]

Hey TVOR! long time no read!

 

[YmirGF]

A union man, a CEO, and a Tea Party member are sitting in a pastry shop, when the waitress brings over a plate with a dozen chocolate chip cookies on it.

The CEO eats one of the cookies and puts ten more in his pocket. He then turns to the Tea Party member and says "You better keep an eye on that union man - he wants a piece of your cookie".

This doesn't work, TVOR. A CEO wouldn't be caught dead eating in a pastry shop. He or she would send some flunky to pick up the cookies.