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Why Do Atheists Steal Toys From Children?

Sunstone

Sunstone

De Diablo Del Fora
Premium Member
So how come atheists are always going around stealing kid's toys? What's with that? Don't they have any toys of their own?
 
Nanda

Nanda

Polyanna
This is balogna! I don't need to steal toys from little kids, I have plenty of my own. *hugs her Lego Vikings*
 
Dr. Nosophoros

Dr. Nosophoros

Active Member
I remember driving in a car with my uncle who was a Vietnam Vet when I was a child, we went through a predominately Asian mud folk area ( Asians even call them that) and he noticed a house with a filthy American flag hanging in the window used as a curtain, there were two kids playing out in front banging on a cheap drum. I saw his face turn red and saw his teeth through a malignant grin, he slammed on the brakes, got out grabbed the drum and smashed it, the men of the house ran out and he rushed them with a primal bellow, they ran back in. He threw that banged up **** in the street and got back into the car and continued on as if nothing had happened. It was Christmas Eve and after all the presents were opened and all the idle chatter died down and most left, he called me to the bar in his basement and served me a Jack Daniels and Coke, even gave me a cigar and lit it for me, I felt all grown up for sure.
I never thanked him for that.
 
ChristineES

ChristineES

Tiggerism
Premium Member
If we would give toys to atheists, they would not need to steal them. Besides that, they only steal from the kids that have too much, sort of like Robin Hood.
 
rojse

rojse

RF Addict
Sunstone said:
So how come atheists are always going around stealing kid's toys? What's with that? Don't they have any toys of their own?
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It is because we atheists drink the sweet tears of children, and need them to cast evil spells to make the world lose their morals.
 
Francine

Francine

Well-Known Member
Sunstone said:
So how come atheists are always going around stealing kid's toys? What's with that? Don't they have any toys of their own?
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Atheists steal kid's toys as part of their general War on Christmas. Other tactics include protesting the chance appearance of a cross in the bookshelf behind Mike Huckabee in his Christmas advertisement.
 
Panda

Panda

42?
Premium Member
It is part of our plan for World Domination. The plan also involves a oversized novelty mallet, a bottle of nail polish remover and Bob.
 
BUDDY

BUDDY

User of Aspercreme
Atheists told me when I was a kid, that I would get my toys back if I renounced creationism and agreed that evolution was the only thing that made sense and was supported by evidence.

I'm still waiting to get my GI Joe with the kung fu grip back.
 
blackout

blackout

Violet.
penguino said:
I have none. I have a ps3. Thats not a toy, its a ps3..

(p.s. i dont like gays either :D)
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Oh LOL!
U are the most BRAZEN 13 year old I've ever encountered!:tsk:
Love your "unrestricted" sense of humor.
(but then I'm not exactly an athiest either...
and just a side order "bi". ;))

oops!:foot:
will they be coming for my toys next?!:eek:
 
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