The One True Religion

[ChristineM]

A blessing, dyslexia can be.
I hope you will take no offense at this my uncommon view.

No offense taken, when you have people like @Revoltingest "fixing" my spelling errors for fun and the odd hater (no names mentioned) then you seem to be breath of fresh air

 

[Heyo]

Hail to you members all.

A follower of the One True Religion, I am.
Be there other followers on ye forum?
Nice it would be, to hear from you.
Dispel the loneliness it would.
Soothe my pain it might.
Relieve my fears perchance --
for a while.

May you be safe.

Welcome and may the Forth be with you.

 

[Aupmanyav]

Dispel the loneliness it would.
Soothe my pain it might.
Relieve my fears perchance --

If you are afraid of loneliness, if you are in pain, if you have fears, than I doubt if you are following 'the one true religion'. However, welcome to the forum.

@Revoltingest and @ChristineM yooohooo, new member. slavering

You are saying as if our new member is a sheep and you expect Rivoltingest and Christine to do the halal.

Adhere? Stick?

Adhere means you are stuck, and whatever happens the religion will stick to you like a leach.

Finally, I do not like to (do) cakes.

 

[stvdv]

I meant the cake! It's only 1.45pm and I've already had two pieces. Disgraceful I know. Chocolate orange, home-made, seeing as you ask.

It's 16.00, and I just had my first (today) delicious Hazelnut, Chocolate Ice Cake. I think it is the best tasted cake I ever had.
I'm counting the minutes to get my second piece. Ice Cake Day today. Life is good in Holland.

 

[metis]

Hail to you members all.

A follower of the One True Religion, I am.
Be there other followers on ye forum?
Nice it would be, to hear from you.
Dispel the loneliness it would.
Soothe my pain it might.
Relieve my fears perchance --
for a while.

May you be safe.

Welcome here to RF, but to give my response to the OP is that I don't believe there is a "one true religion".

 

[Mock Turtle]

One true religion? I've got my card index out ready to cross out a few then. Oh, and welcome of course.

 

[stvdv]

Hail to you members all.

Welcome to RF

A follower of the One True Religion, I am.
Be there other followers on ye forum?

There is only 1 Religion, the Religion of Love

Is that the one you refer to?

 

[icehorse]

Based on the grammar structure in the OP, I'm guessing maybe "the force" is the one true religion?

welcome!

 

[exchemist]

Hail to you members all.

A follower of the One True Religion, I am.
Be there other followers on ye forum?
Nice it would be, to hear from you.
Dispel the loneliness it would.
Soothe my pain it might.
Relieve my fears perchance --
for a while.

May you be safe.

Welcome, always room for a good Yoda impersonator , there is.

 

[Roguish]

For your responses, thank you all.
But my original inquiry was in earnest.
I must ask if there are followers here
of the One True Religion
since if there are
I must defer to their established Presence.
While if there are not, it falls to me
to be that established Presence.

PS. This here thread now has views 251.
Is it known, if only approximately, how many active posters there be?

 

[Secret Chief]

For your responses, thank you all.
But my original inquiry was in earnest.
I must ask if there are followers here
of the One True Religion
since if there are
I must defer to their established Presence.
While if there are not, it falls to me
to be that established Presence.

PS. This here thread now has views 251.
Is it known, if only approximately, how many active posters there be?

You'd have to name it before I can confirm or not that I am such a follower.
Name the One True Religion.

(32,486 members, activity levels variable).

 

[Roguish]

You'd have to name it before I can confirm or not that I am such a follower.
Name the One True Religion.

A beautiful place, Meghalaya is.
Having seen your username
I do miss it.

PS. Oh, but now I see...
Your username, it is not.
Meghalayan Ape -- a designation assigned
by the techno logia perhaps?

 

[Spirit of Light]

For your responses, thank you all.
But my original inquiry was in earnest.
I must ask if there are followers here
of the One True Religion
since if there are
I must defer to their established Presence.
While if there are not, it falls to me
to be that established Presence.

PS. This here thread now has views 251.
Is it known, if only approximately, how many active posters there be?

What is the name of the religion you follow?

 

[Secret Chief]

A beautiful place, Meghalaya is.
Having seen your username
I do miss it.

PS. Oh, but now I see...
Your username, it is not.
Meghalayan Ape -- a designation assigned
by the techno logia perhaps?

Civility requires you answer my question then I address yours. Don't be shy.

 

[Revoltingest]

Greetings!
I follow a shamelessly untrue path.
But one thing is true here...
Free grub in the staff cafeteria!

 

[Roguish]

There is only 1 Religion, the Religion of Love
Is that the one you refer to?

I'm guessing maybe "the force" is the one true religion?

Name the One True Religion.

What is the name of the religion you follow?

The One True Religion, we call
The One True Religion --
in English anyway.
Think of a better phrase, I cannot.

when you have people [...] "fixing" my spelling errors for fun and the odd hater [...] then you seem to be breath of fresh air

As she sings:

You're my last breath,
You're a breath of fresh air to me
I am empty
So tell me you care for me
You're the first thing
And the last thing on my mind
In your arms I feel
Sunshine

 

[sun rise]

in truth the One True Religion
is all severity, gravity, and earnestness.

That's no fun. My own One True Religion is full of laughter and kindhearted play.

Welcome to RF, by the way.

 

[Heyo]

It's 16.00, and I just had my first (today) delicious Hazelnut, Chocolate Ice Cake. I think it is the best tasted cake I ever had.
I'm counting the minutes to get my second piece. Ice Cake Day today. Life is good in Holland.

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The Netherlands are the best place to live for someone with a sweet tooth, that's for sure but I like a hearty bread every once in a while.

 

[Spirit of Light]

The One True Religion, we call
The One True Religion --
in English anyway.
Think of a better phrase, I cannot.



As she sings:

You're my last breath,
You're a breath of fresh air to me
I am empty
So tell me you care for me
You're the first thing
And the last thing on my mind
In your arms I feel
Sunshine

The only religion I heard been called this before is Catholicism but it does not sound like you are a catholic

 

[stvdv]

The One True Religion, we call
The One True Religion --
in English anyway.
Think of a better phrase, I cannot.

IMO:
I would call it "There is only 1 Religion, the Religion of Love"
Because all Religions have Love at their core. No discrimination, 1 Religion better than the other

When you call it "The One True Religion"
Easily people might think you mean "My Religion is the Highway"

You don't have this chance if you say "There is only 1 Religion, the Religion of Love"