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Jesus (pronounced Hay-zeus) is about 5' 8" tall, wearing a bright yellow safety t-shirt and there are two other Hispanic looking fellows waiting in the older model (yet still in nice shape) pick up truck parked on the street. Mr. Rodriguez then asks me if I need any miscellaneous carpentry work done, I tell him no as I do much of my work myself. He then says thank you in broken english and drives down the street a bit and knocks on another door.
So....let's just say....
you cannot avoid meeting the Carpenter
Jesus is going to knock on your door
describe the Man as you open the Door
Are they muscular and sweaty?
No offense but this must be a queer eye for the straight guy moment
So....let's just say....
you cannot avoid meeting the Carpenter
Jesus is going to knock on your door
describe the Man as you open the Door
So....let's just say....
you cannot avoid meeting the Carpenter
Jesus is going to knock on your door
describe the Man as you open the Door
So....let's just say....
you cannot avoid meeting the Carpenter
Jesus is going to knock on your door
describe the Man as you open the Door
So....let's just say....
you cannot avoid meeting the Carpenter
Jesus is going to knock on your door
describe the Man as you open the Door
No Doubt!! *Grin*Jesus (pronounced Hay-zeus) is about 5' 8" tall, wearing a bright yellow safety t-shirt and there are two other Hispanic looking fellows waiting in the older model (yet still in nice shape) pick up truck parked on the street. Mr. Rodriguez then asks me if I need any miscellaneous carpentry work done, I tell him no as I do much of my work myself. He then says thank you in broken english and drives down the street a bit and knocks on another door.
a welcomed friend. Of course the Catholic's told me that I would only welcome Peter.So....let's just say....
you cannot avoid meeting the Carpenter
Jesus is going to knock on your door
describe the Man as you open the Door
and you are assuming He healed Himself before leaving?That isn't how He 'left'.
Are you sure you're a Christian?
First the moment he touches the door my whole house becomes kosher assuming the law requires it. If there are dead things they come to life, because its unthinkable that he will become unclean from entering a house where there is death. My dirty dishes are suddenly clean. The meat and milk move to opposite sides of the 'fridge! Mold disappears - either that or the house does, but which one I am not sure of.So....let's just say....
you cannot avoid meeting the Carpenter
Jesus is going to knock on your door
describe the Man as you open the Door
Isn't he dead, though? I'd expect he (if he is really a "he" at all at this point) to look something like a spectral apparition. Might not even have distinguishable arms or legs. Could possibly resemble ball lightning. That's it! Ball lightning = Jesus!