Since I'm ex-staff I take the liberty to make one of these damn threads, plebs.
I. Right now I'm having trouble writing this, because I'm over the hills and far away. I have this problem called maladaptive daydreaming . I can spend hours rocking at my desk in a fantasy land. Whilst this may sound harmless, I and many others like me literally have trouble bringing ourselves out of a daydream, which leads to missed deadlines, laziness and related problems. I need the rocking movement of mine to help send me into the trance. Body rocking is one of my most favourite things - there is nothing more comforting than it. It started with a rocking cow when I was 4.
II. I am addicted to chewing gum. If I wake during the night and am still half-asleep, my jaws work as though chewing gum. I should cut back, really.
III. I listen to more French pop music than is probably legal or healthy. Je m'en fous.
IV. I've been writing smut/erotica since I was 12. I completed my first novel at 13 (sadomasochism, not romance).
V. I've been writing with fountain pens since I was 8. I can't stand ball-points etc.
VI. I actually identify as gender non-binary. I know, I know, a conservative one-of-those.
VII. My mother is a diagnosed histrionic-narcissistic. She lacks any real empathy, cannot (or will not) converse in any real depth, lies almost every time she speaks (and has lied point blank to a court much more than once) and causes drama wherever she goes. If she asked me a question about something in front of an other person (for me to answer in-front of the other person) and I gave an answer she didn't like, she would say, "That's the wrong answer. Try again."
VIII. I have synesthesia. This is how I see numbers: 1 (white), 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 (0 is white).
IX. Giant daisies scare the hell out of me. I just... I don't know, okay.
X. Yes I have considered converting to Judaism. Yes, it's still on the table.
XI. I once went downstairs for some candy and ended up binging on breadsticks. I am a carb monster.
XII. I'm 5'6" and I weigh 7½ stone. (105lbs; 47kg)
XIII. I love going to the dentist. All those sights and smells that scare you? I love 'em.
XIV. I use a chamber pot. Wouldn't give it up for anything!
XV. I live in the countryside in Northern England and I love it, but all the towns here are dying and there is no Jewish community to speak of. I love the fields and the trees and the woods. I love walking in the rain and the smell of the rape in spring (that is a crop!).
XVI. I was bullied at school. It didn't make me stronger one bit. It broke me and made me bitter.
XVII. I used to identify as a National Socialist. Thinking about those days still upsets me.
Ask questions if it please you
I. Right now I'm having trouble writing this, because I'm over the hills and far away. I have this problem called maladaptive daydreaming . I can spend hours rocking at my desk in a fantasy land. Whilst this may sound harmless, I and many others like me literally have trouble bringing ourselves out of a daydream, which leads to missed deadlines, laziness and related problems. I need the rocking movement of mine to help send me into the trance. Body rocking is one of my most favourite things - there is nothing more comforting than it. It started with a rocking cow when I was 4.
II. I am addicted to chewing gum. If I wake during the night and am still half-asleep, my jaws work as though chewing gum. I should cut back, really.
III. I listen to more French pop music than is probably legal or healthy. Je m'en fous.
IV. I've been writing smut/erotica since I was 12. I completed my first novel at 13 (sadomasochism, not romance).
V. I've been writing with fountain pens since I was 8. I can't stand ball-points etc.
VI. I actually identify as gender non-binary. I know, I know, a conservative one-of-those.
VII. My mother is a diagnosed histrionic-narcissistic. She lacks any real empathy, cannot (or will not) converse in any real depth, lies almost every time she speaks (and has lied point blank to a court much more than once) and causes drama wherever she goes. If she asked me a question about something in front of an other person (for me to answer in-front of the other person) and I gave an answer she didn't like, she would say, "That's the wrong answer. Try again."
VIII. I have synesthesia. This is how I see numbers: 1 (white), 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 (0 is white).
IX. Giant daisies scare the hell out of me. I just... I don't know, okay.
X. Yes I have considered converting to Judaism. Yes, it's still on the table.
XI. I once went downstairs for some candy and ended up binging on breadsticks. I am a carb monster.
XII. I'm 5'6" and I weigh 7½ stone. (105lbs; 47kg)
XIII. I love going to the dentist. All those sights and smells that scare you? I love 'em.
XIV. I use a chamber pot. Wouldn't give it up for anything!
XV. I live in the countryside in Northern England and I love it, but all the towns here are dying and there is no Jewish community to speak of. I love the fields and the trees and the woods. I love walking in the rain and the smell of the rape in spring (that is a crop!).
XVI. I was bullied at school. It didn't make me stronger one bit. It broke me and made me bitter.
XVII. I used to identify as a National Socialist. Thinking about those days still upsets me.
Ask questions if it please you
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