What are you doing?

[Songbird]

I wonder what everyone's real life looks like while they're posting. Are you at home, work, uni, a library? Sipping tea, multitasking, in pajamas? Do you post in a chair, under there, while brushing hair?

At the moment I'm sitting in bed with my laptop, listening to my daughter play in the other room. I've got sweatpants on, no makeup, hair is kind of messy. I can faintly hear the kitchen radio. Oh, and there's an alien named Garr staring at me through the window.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

I'm sitting under a bridge next to my shopping cart. I use this laptop I stole from some yuppie, and the wireless signal from the Starbucks around the corner reaches to my space under the bridge. I make posts in between compiling a list of all the government agencies, secret societies and ultra-rich people who are out to get me.

 

[*Anne*]

I'm just home from taking Mom to the doctor, in our music room, laundry going, and wondering what I'm going to do for my next workout.

The vacuum is calling me.

 

[ninerbuff]

At home on the laptop after training at the gym and eating Taco Bell Fresco chicken soft tacos and supreme burrito. Then out to the garage to replace the old rollers on my garage door so it rolls smoother and quieter.

 

[Sunstone]

I use my desktop to post, so I'm sitting up in my chair enthusiastically responding to your inquiry. Behind my desktop is nothing more exciting than a wall painted white. The attendants here at the Institute are kind, though, and sometimes take me for walks on the grounds.

 

[Skwim]

The Skwim Posting loft.

 

[Songbird]

Ooh, I want your loft, Skwim.

 

[Magic Man]

What are you doing?

Your mom.

 

[*Anne*]

Your mom.

Ha! Nice!

Skwim, good lookin' pad. Very clean too.

 

[Quagmire]

I'm sitting under a bridge next to my shopping cart. I use this laptop I stole from some yuppie, and the wireless signal from the Starbucks around the corner reaches to my space under the bridge. I make posts in between compiling a list of all the government agencies, secret societies and ultra-rich people who are out to get me.

Spyder? Is that you?

 

[ninerbuff]

The Skwim Posting loft.

Nice and neat. Epic 20" TV in corner along with DVD and VCR connected to it!

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Spyder? Is that you?

I knew you were one of them!

 

[Songbird]

Your mom.

Aw, good for you! Philanthropy at its finest.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Aw, good for you! Philanthropy at its finest.

That reminds me. Next time you see your mom can you ask her if I left my leather chaps over there?

 

[Skwim]

Nice and neat. Epic 20" TV in corner along with DVD and VCR connected to it!

Well, the TV is now a 30" LCD, the computer monitor also now an LCD, and the printer is just about on its way out. Change, change, change.

 

[Magic Man]

Aw, good for you! Philanthropy at its finest.

Indeed. She says you look just like her, and any women that ugly need some pity sex.

And, by the way, I mostly post from work.

 

[Quagmire]

Indeed. She says you look just like her, and any women that ugly need some pity sex.

And, by the way, I mostly post from work.

Sitting in the computer lab at a university library wishing that more people would have practiced birth control 20 years ago.

 

[Quagmire]

I knew you were one of them!

Dude, your pet rat gnawed through one of my shoes again.

 

[Songbird]

That reminds me. Next time you see your mom can you ask her if I left my leather chaps over there?

She says no, but she's not giving you back your pride or dignity.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

She says no, but she's not giving you back your pride or dignity.

Those were gone long before I slept with your mom. I think I actually lost them right after I slept with you.

Did I happen to leave my chaps at your place?