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Best anti-evolution argument I've ever heard

methylatedghosts

methylatedghosts

Can't brain. Has dumb.
"In my personal library"

...

I can count 9 books. including the one he's holding... that's not a library.

"why get a new flu vaccine?"

... because you're an idiot, and flu viruses
1) evolve
2) evolve to such a point that there are entirely new viruses when they come back round. Hence.. you need a new vaccine for a new virus. The flu is not one non-evolving virus...

"Outer space explosion"

huh? where was OUTER space before the big bang?

"when samples are properly contaminated"
No. Really? Who'da thunkit?

"actually decided to learn a thing or two about evolution and be open-minded and give the other side a chance"
"One satanically-influenced moment of weakness, evolution began to make sense, but then the spirit re-entered me"

Pity it wasn't an unbiased chance. To take an often-used internet phrase...

"You best be trolling"
 
RedOne77

RedOne77

Active Member
That may be the best anti-evolution argument out there. But nothing can compare to the eloquence of South Park's explanation of just exactly what evolution is.

FYI, some language may be inappropriate or offensive, after all this is South Park.

[youtube]quWwPAoh7M4[/youtube]
YouTube - South Park Evolution
 
Gunfingers

Gunfingers

Happiness Incarnate
methylatedghosts said:
"In my personal library"

...

I can count 9 books. including the one he's holding... that's not a library.

"why get a new flu vaccine?"

... because you're an idiot, and flu viruses
1) evolve
2) evolve to such a point that there are entirely new viruses when they come back round. Hence.. you need a new vaccine for a new virus. The flu is not one non-evolving virus...

"Outer space explosion"

huh? where was OUTER space before the big bang?

"when samples are properly contaminated"
No. Really? Who'da thunkit?

"actually decided to learn a thing or two about evolution and be open-minded and give the other side a chance"
"One satanically-influenced moment of weakness, evolution began to make sense, but then the spirit re-entered me"

Pity it wasn't an unbiased chance. To take an often-used internet phrase...

"You best be trolling"
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Either your sarcasm detector is broken or mine is. :p
 
Magic Man

Magic Man

Reaper of Conversation
Gunfingers said:
Either your sarcasm detector is broken or mine is. :p
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Yeah, I'd say it's the former. I actually loved the "library" part. That was pretty funny. Other than that, it would have been funny, if it wasn't so sad that actual people put forth those same arguments.
 
ImmortalFlame

ImmortalFlame

Woke gremlin
Brilliant, I've been trying to find this guy for ages after seeing one of his videos.

Here's my personal favourite:

[youtube]pkCuc34hvD4[/youtube]
 
darkendless

darkendless

Guardian of Asgaard
Perhaps someone could ask him what a transitional fossil is?

I hope this stupid idiot chokes on his tongue in his sleep so that theres one less ignorant fool promoting idiocy.
 
painted wolf

painted wolf

Grey Muzzle
He doesn't even try to hide the fact that he is a comedian.... Seriously guys read his bio before you start foaming.

My religion videos are comedies. I am not a Christian. Through the medium of humor, I try to challenge people to question their beliefs and assumptions so that collectively, we can find ways to accept the world "as is" — the bad as well as the good. Reasonable, realistic, intelligent people admit that life is finite, and that there are just some things we do not know. Insecure, conflicted people pump each other up with heartwarming stories that promise eternal life, provided you do as you're told. Which kind of person are you?
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wa:do
 
The_Evelyonian

The_Evelyonian

Old-School Member
I added a disclaimer beneath the vid. I'd of added one when I created the thread but I didn't think anyone would take the video seriously.
 
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