Wirey
Fartist
My wife tells me I can save a bundle if I buy my tombstone now. I thought I could save a bundle by blowing that money on a craps table at the Venetian and sticking my kids with the bill, but I was way off. So, I have to pick what it's going to say. I'm tossed up between:
Here lies Wirey, an athiest. All dressed up and no place to go!
or;
Secretly, was I ever gay!
I'm wide open to suggestions. And please, I'm the kind of person who likes poor taste humour, so indulge me.
Here lies Wirey, an athiest. All dressed up and no place to go!
or;
Secretly, was I ever gay!
I'm wide open to suggestions. And please, I'm the kind of person who likes poor taste humour, so indulge me.