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Worst Song Lyrics Ever . . .

Buttercup

Buttercup

Veteran Member
MidnightBlue said:
I borrowed my dad's truck to go to Raleigh Tuesday, and there's no CD player in there, so I was forced to entertain myself. I made up a song called "Marlene, Marlene" somewhere around Fayetteville, and I think it has some pretty bad lyrics. The first verse goes like this here:
I remember when I met Marlene
She was the prettiest girl in the bar
I wanted to know her
I wanted to show her
Some things we could do in my car
​
I'll spare you the rest.
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Does anyone else see what's wrong with this picture? :confused:
 
Katzpur

Katzpur

Not your average Mormon
If there is one song I really, really hate, it's "Wind Beneath My Wings." I'm not even going to look up the words to it, but every time I hear it, I want to throw up. To me, the whole message of the song is, "I'm so cool and you're such a nobody. And you're so stupid you haven't even figured it out yet!"
 
Buttercup

Buttercup

Veteran Member
Katzpur said:
If there is one song I really, really hate, it's "Wind Beneath My Wings." I'm not even going to look up the words to it, but every time I hear it, I want to throw up. To me, the whole message of the song is, "I'm so cool and you're such a nobody. And you're so stupid you haven't even figured it out yet!"
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I am so glad someone else hates that song. :D I didn't like the movie either and all my friends were saying, "Oh Rhonda, you HAVE to see this movie...it's the best ever!" :rolleyes: Not!
 
Smoke

Smoke

Done here.
Katzpur said:
If there is one song I really, really hate, it's "Wind Beneath My Wings." I'm not even going to look up the words to it, but every time I hear it, I want to throw up. To me, the whole message of the song is, "I'm so cool and you're such a nobody. And you're so stupid you haven't even figured it out yet!"
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My friend Tony always loved that song, and I never could understand why. I think it's insulting, too.
 
Smoke

Smoke

Done here.
Buttercup said:
I am so glad someone else hates that song. :D I didn't like the movie either and all my friends were saying, "Oh Rhonda, you HAVE to see this movie...it's the best ever!" :rolleyes: Not!
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I'll watch anything with Bette Midler in it. I even watched part of Scenes From a Mall, which was one of the very worst movies I've ever seen. I didn't watch all of it, mind you, but I tried to give it a fair chance because of Bette.
 
YmirGF

YmirGF

Bodhisattva in Recovery
I simply do not know how much dumber lyrics can get. (Please forgive me Circle_One!)

And the winner is by Ohio Express and is called "Yummy, yummy, yummy"

Yummy
Yummy
Yummy
I got love in my tummy

and I feel like a lovin' you;
The Love
you're such a sweet thing

good enough to eat thing
and that's just a what I'm gonna do.

Ooh love
to hold ya

ooh love
to kiss ya

ooh love
I love it so.
ooh love
you're sweeter

sweeter than sugar

Ooh love
I wont let you go.

Yummy
Yummy
Yummy
I got love in my tummy

and as silly as it may seem;
The lovin' that you're givin'

is what keeps livin'
and your love is like peaches and cream.

Kind a like sugar

kind a like spices

kind a like
like what you do.
Kind a sounds funny

but love
honey

honey I love you.

Ba da
ba da da da da.
Ba da da da da

ba da da da.

Yummy
Yummy
Yummy
I got love in my tummy

that your love can satisfy:
The Love
you're such a sweet thing

good enough to eat thing

and sweet thing
that ain't no lie.

Ooh love
to hold ya

ooh love
to kiss ya

ooh love
I love it so.
Ooh love
you're sweeter

sweeter than sugar

Ooh love
I wont let you go.

Ba da
ba da da da da

Ba da da da ...


Please forgive me... everyone... :sorry1:
 
P

Phil Lawton

Active Member
Thompson Twins - "We Are Detective"

"We are detective
We are select
We are detective
Come to collect"

I'm stunned by its Faustian grandeur.
 
Quoth The Raven

Quoth The Raven

Half Arsed Muse
Katzpur said:
Does anyone remember all of those old late '50s and early '60s "death songs"? These crack me up!


Last Kiss...
Oh where, oh where can my baby be,
The Lord took her away from me.
She's gone to heaven so I've got to be good,
So I can see my baby when I leave this world.
We were out on a date, in my daddy's car,
We hadn't driven very far,
There in the road, straight up ahead,
A car was stalled, the engine was dead.
I couldn't stop, so I swerved to the right,
I'll never forget the sound that night.
The screamin' tires, the bustin' glass,
The painful scream that I heard last...
Chorus
When I woke up, the rain was pouring down,
There were people standin' all around.
Something warm going through my eyes,
But somehow I found my baby that night.
I lifted her head, she looked at me and said
"Hold me darlin' just a little while."
I held her close, I kissed her our last kiss,
I found the love that I knew I had missed.
Well now she's gone, even though I hold her tight,
I lost my love, my life that night.
Chorus
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh...

Dead Man's Curve...

was cruisin' in my Stingray late one night
When an XKE pulled up on the right
And rolled down the window of his shiny new Jag
And challenged me then and there to a drag
I said, "you're on, buddy, my mill's runnin' fine
Let's come off the line, now, at Sunset and Vine
But I'll go you one better if you've got the nerve
Let's race all the way
To Dead Man's Curve"

Chorus:

Dead Man's Curve, it's no place to play
Dead Man's Curve, you must keep away
Dead Man's Curve, I can hear 'em say:
"Won't come back from Dead Man's Curve"

The street was deserted late Friday night
We were buggin' each other while we sat out the light
We both popped the clutch when the light turned green
You shoulda heard the whine from my screamin' machine
I flew past LaBrea, Schwab's, and Crescent Heights
And all the Jag could see were my six taillights
He passed me at Doheny then I started to swerve
But I pulled her out and there we were
At Dead Man's Curve

Partial chorus:

Dead Man's Curve, it's no place to play
Dead Man's Curve

Dramatic interlude:

Well - the last thing I remember, Doc, I started to swerve
And then I saw the Jag slide into the curve
I know I'll never forget that horrible sight
I guess I found out for myself that everyone was right

"Won't come back from Dead Man's Curve"

Leader of the Pack...

Is she really going out with him?
Well, there she is. Let's ask her
Betty, is that Jimmy's ring you're wearing?
Mm-hmm
Gee, it must be great riding with him
Is he picking you up after school today?
Uh-uh
By the way, where'd you meet him?

I met him at the candy store
He turned around and smiled at me
You get the picture? (yes, we see)
That's when I fell for (the leader of the pack)
My folks were always putting him down (down, down)
They said he came from the wrong side of town
(whatcha mean when ya say that he came from the wrong side of town?)
They told me he was bad
But I knew he was sad
That's why I fell for (the leader of the pack)
One day my dad said, find someone new
I had to tell my Jimmy we're through
(whatcha mean when ya say that ya better go find somebody new?)
He stood there and asked me why
But all I could do was cry
I'm sorry I hurt you (the leader of the pack)
[spoken]
He sort of smiled and kissed me goodbye
The tears were beginning to show
As he drove away on that rainy night
I begged him to go slow
But whether he heard, I'll never know
Look out! Look out! Look out! Look out!
I felt so helpless, what could I do?
Remembering all the things we'd been through
In school they all stop and stare
I can't hide the tears, but I don't care
I'll never forget him (the leader of the pack) The leader of the pack - now he's gone
The leader of the pack - now he's gone
The leader of the pack - now he's gone
The leader of the pack - now he's gone
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Oh Kat, you forgot 'Tell Laura I love Her' and 'Teen Angel'...
Also that timeless classic,'Billy, Don't Be A Hero'.
If we're gonna dredge, let's dredge.:D
 
F

FatMan

Well-Known Member
Katzpur said:
If there is one song I really, really hate, it's "Wind Beneath My Wings." I'm not even going to look up the words to it, but every time I hear it, I want to throw up. To me, the whole message of the song is, "I'm so cool and you're such a nobody. And you're so stupid you haven't even figured it out yet!"
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Did you ever know that you're my hero......:p
 
ayani

ayani

member
ach, there are so many songs i hate.... plenty of country songs and pop-love songs come to mind.

"my heart will go on" is just horrible, imo. the tune *and* the syrupy lyrics. and Celine Dion's cadaverous upper body.
 
R

Random

Well-Known Member
OH MY GAWD> :sad4:


Europe - The Final Countdown Lyrics

We're leaving together,
But still it's farewell
And maybe we'll come back,
To earth, who can tell ?
I guess there is no one to blame
We're leaving ground
Will things ever be the same again?

It's the final countdown...

We're heading for Venus and still we stand tall
Cause maybe they've seen us and welcome us all
With so many light years to go and things to be found
I'm sure that we'll all miss her so.

HANDS DOWN THE WINNER, IMHO...:slap: Maybe it's not so much the crappy lyrics but the whole song itself...nightmare!
 
Buttons*

Buttons*

Glass half Panda'd
Buddha for Mary-- 30 Seconds to Mars

"He said, "Can you hear me, are you sleeping?"
She said, "Will you rape me now?"
He said, "Leave the politics to madmen."
She said, "I believe your lies."
He said, "There's a paradise beneath me."
She said, "Am I supposed to bleed?"
He said, "You better pray to Jesus."
She said, "I don't believe in God."

Mary was a different girl
Had a thing for astronauts.
Mary was the type of girl
She always liked to play a lot
Mary was a holy girl
Finally wet her appetite
Mary was the type of girl
She always like to fall apart"

.... huh?
 
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